April Catch-All

[leatherdaddy]

who: Gladio and a lot of scrawny dudes YOU
what: Two missions, and a whole lot of bad decisions social interactions
when: April catch-all means... all of April!
where: Various
warnings: Warnings will be in subject lines!




Mission: Brownout (closed to Reaper, Sans, McCree, Gladio)

Mission: How to Train Your... (closed to Gladio, Sans, Gooeygetsu, Eichi, Sasuke, McCree)

I Never (closed to mission-goers; tag in with your I, Never and threadjack away!)
 
Training Sessions (OTA who wants to play out survival, weapons training, etc)

Comments

Never have I ever eaten from the trash.

[leatherdaddy]

...And I mean trash. Dumpster, garbage can, waste disposal... not someone you don't like.

[ It's sad he needs to clarify that, but DAMN if this wasn't the most grim game he's ever played someone introduce him to CAH ]

[eyeforaneye]

... why would this even occur to you to say? Who cares about learning something like that? [ Alcohol is at least enough of a social lubricant to get him from "quiet" to "unnecessarily judgmental". ]

How would that even work with a person... [ And please don't answer this. ]

[bone_idle]

[ Finally, Sans sits up, reaches over to take his cup and has a drink. ]

'Bout time. I'm dry as a--

[ DON'T. ]

[finethanks]

[ Eichi is just laughing before Sans can even finish, having to lean forward and hunch over to quiet himself ]

[eyeforaneye]

Fuck you. [ NO. ]

[bone_idle]

[ The most shit-eating of grins is Sans's gift to Sasuke. ]

No thanks.

[eyeforaneye]

Nothing was being offered.

[liquidate]

Gross, Sasuke, he's a skeleton...

[eyeforaneye]

1/2

[liquidate]

2/2

[liquidate]

... How would that even work? It's not like he's got a d—

[leatherdaddy]

Anyway, I think that does it for this round!

[ LETS NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN OKAY OK ]

[eyeforaneye]

This is categorically your fault.

[eyeforaneye]

... but Suigetsu is right. It doesn't make sense. [ Like I'm just saying. ]

[leatherdaddy]

[ ... ]

Both of you take a penalty shot.

[eyeforaneye]

Asking pertinent questions, whether or not they involve genitals, shouldn't be punished. I don't even want to hear your voice.

[ We've officially reached the point of no return re: sobriety. ]

[bone_idle]

[ The skeleton may or may not be privately kinkshaming all of you.

Only sinners speculate on the reproductive organs of skeletons, didn't you know? ]

[liquidate]

(squinting... downwards. trying to discern... whether or not...)

[bone_idle]

[ As Sans eyes Suigetsu off levelly: ]

Uh... buddy?

I only got two hundred and six bones in this body, pal, I dunno what you expect.

[liquidate]

An extra one. (whispers:) An extra one.

[liquidate]

(meaningful look over)

Thanks, Sasuke.

[eyeforaneye]

I'm only speaking the truth.

[ black and white montage of him lying five minutes ago ]

1/2

[liquidate]

As expected of...

2/2

[liquidate]

1/2

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... ]