April Catch-All

[leatherdaddy]

who: Gladio and a lot of scrawny dudes YOU
what: Two missions, and a whole lot of bad decisions social interactions
when: April catch-all means... all of April!
where: Various
warnings: Warnings will be in subject lines!




Mission: Brownout (closed to Reaper, Sans, McCree, Gladio)

Mission: How to Train Your... (closed to Gladio, Sans, Gooeygetsu, Eichi, Sasuke, McCree)

I Never (closed to mission-goers; tag in with your I, Never and threadjack away!)
 
Training Sessions (OTA who wants to play out survival, weapons training, etc)

Comments

[liquidate]

So you're not actually a ghost. You're more like a zombie.

(looks at sasuke, mouthing "edo tensei".)

[eyeforaneye]

... I see. Though don't compare the density of smoke and water. [ Just don't.

And mouthing back "no"; don't put that evil on me. ]

[hellshot]

[What are y'all motherfuckers mouthing at me]

...

I don't fucking know, this is too much to explain to people who don't understand nanobiology.

[eyeforaneye]

You would be surprised, probably...

[liquidate]

(RUBS THE BACK OF HIS NECK.........)

[hellshot]

....

[Alright, then: He'll give it a shot. He crosses his arms, looking directly at Sasuke.]

My body is a nest of microscopic robots that keep me alive.

[liquidate]

Sasuke's a nest of microscopic things keeping him alive too.

...

And sheer willpower.

[eyeforaneye]

[ Okay... he wants to be annoyed but this really is just a statement of fact. ]

All humans are like that. They're called "cells".

[hellshot]

I didn't say anything about cells.

[HE KNEW YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND...]

I said robots. Nanites. Machines.

They're not organic.

[eyeforaneye]

I wasn't saying that to you. All the same...

You're a computer? [ THIS IS HIS ONLY FRAME OF REFERENCE ]

[liquidate]

I'm water! Stop trying to be cool!

[hellshot]

I'm not trying to be 'cool,' It's the damn truth!

[HE KNEW HE SHOULDN'T HAVE TRIED TO EXPLAIN IT, HE KNEW IT]

I'm not a COMPUTER, it's utility fog--

[HE THROWS HIS ARMS UP.]

Forget it. I said you wouldn't understand and I was right.

[liquidate]

Utility fog...

[eyeforaneye]

The last microscopic entities I dealt with were Deidara's explosives; I doubt it's more trouble than that.

[hellshot]

....

I have no idea what you're saying, but I'm not explaining it furthur. Calling me a 'computer' decided that for me.

[liquidate]

Do you think he's made up of tiny bombs, too? Don't breathe a lot around him...

[eyeforaneye]

...

So he's not a computer... He's not bombs, either, though. I can see that by looking at him.

[liquidate]

But what if he could become bombs?

[hellshot]

Stop.

[STOP. SHUT UP, THIS--

This isn't going anywhere. He quits.

So much so that his form shifts and Reaper just...

takes his leave, turning into a pillar of smoke and just leaving. Goodbye, he's done with this conversation.]

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... hm. ]

I suppose that's his limit. That was easy to find.

[liquidate]

Hahaha, good work, Sasuke.

[eyeforaneye]

Aa. You too.