April Catch-All

[leatherdaddy]

who: Gladio and a lot of scrawny dudes YOU
what: Two missions, and a whole lot of bad decisions social interactions
when: April catch-all means... all of April!
where: Various
warnings: Warnings will be in subject lines!




Mission: Brownout (closed to Reaper, Sans, McCree, Gladio)

Mission: How to Train Your... (closed to Gladio, Sans, Gooeygetsu, Eichi, Sasuke, McCree)

I Never (closed to mission-goers; tag in with your I, Never and threadjack away!)
 
Training Sessions (OTA who wants to play out survival, weapons training, etc)

Comments

[hellshot]

[POINTS AT SASUKE'S FACE. STOP IT.]

I am a ghost, NOT a skeleton!

Get your eyes and thoughts back up out of the gutter.

[eyeforaneye]

Hm.

[ ... CONTINUES STARING ] That doesn't really clear it up.

[liquidate]

No way. In fact, I think it makes the question waaay more relevant.

(points)

Ghosts don't have dicks either and, if they do, they're probably see-through and can't do much.

[hellshot]

Are we talking about me, or you, now.

Because I feel the exact same way about water.

[liquidate]

...

(starts taking off his pants.)

[eyeforaneye]

... stop.

[liquidate]

What if someone questioned the existence of your dick? Wouldn't you wanna prove 'em wrong?!

[eyeforaneye]

... no? Perhaps.

[ A longer pause. ]

No. [ Definitively this time. ] I'll vouch for its existence on your behalf. Leave your clothes on.

[liquidate]

But Gladio took his off and you didn't say anything then!

[eyeforaneye]

That was for research.

[liquidate]

This is for Reaper's research.

[eyeforaneye]

Reaper doesn't matter.

[liquidate]

(and by process of elimination, surely that means that he matters.)

...

Maybe later, then.

[leatherdaddy]

[ WOW IT WAS JUST HIS SHIRT ]

Oi! Put your damn pants on or I'm tossing your ass in the river to sober up!

[liquidate]

...

(TRYING TO PULL HIS PANTS OFF FASTER?????)

That sounds awesome, let's gooooo!

[finethanks]

[Eichi picks up some pebbles and sticks and chucks them at Suigetsu... Most of them miss.]

No one here wants to see something as startling as that.

[eyeforaneye]

You're aware that water has mass and exists fully on the physical plane, correct?

[hellshot]

Yeah.

And so does smoke, genius.

[liquidate]

So you're not actually a ghost. You're more like a zombie.

(looks at sasuke, mouthing "edo tensei".)

[eyeforaneye]

... I see. Though don't compare the density of smoke and water. [ Just don't.

And mouthing back "no"; don't put that evil on me. ]

[hellshot]

[What are y'all motherfuckers mouthing at me]

...

I don't fucking know, this is too much to explain to people who don't understand nanobiology.

[eyeforaneye]

You would be surprised, probably...

[liquidate]

(RUBS THE BACK OF HIS NECK.........)

[hellshot]

....

[Alright, then: He'll give it a shot. He crosses his arms, looking directly at Sasuke.]

My body is a nest of microscopic robots that keep me alive.

[leatherdaddy]

[ Gladio reaches out to pat Sasuke on the shoulder. ]

Oi, oi - [ Jostles. ] Don't you think staring like that's gonna make a guy uncomfortable?

Try not to overthink this one.