April Catch-All

[leatherdaddy]

who: Gladio and a lot of scrawny dudes YOU
what: Two missions, and a whole lot of bad decisions social interactions
when: April catch-all means... all of April!
where: Various
warnings: Warnings will be in subject lines!




Mission: Brownout (closed to Reaper, Sans, McCree, Gladio)

Mission: How to Train Your... (closed to Gladio, Sans, Gooeygetsu, Eichi, Sasuke, McCree)

I Never (closed to mission-goers; tag in with your I, Never and threadjack away!)
 
Training Sessions (OTA who wants to play out survival, weapons training, etc)

Comments

[leatherdaddy]

Anyway, I think that does it for this round!

[ LETS NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN OKAY OK ]

[eyeforaneye]

This is categorically your fault.

[eyeforaneye]

... but Suigetsu is right. It doesn't make sense. [ Like I'm just saying. ]

[leatherdaddy]

[ ... ]

Both of you take a penalty shot.

[eyeforaneye]

Asking pertinent questions, whether or not they involve genitals, shouldn't be punished. I don't even want to hear your voice.

[ We've officially reached the point of no return re: sobriety. ]

[bone_idle]

[ The skeleton may or may not be privately kinkshaming all of you.

Only sinners speculate on the reproductive organs of skeletons, didn't you know? ]

[liquidate]

(squinting... downwards. trying to discern... whether or not...)

[bone_idle]

[ As Sans eyes Suigetsu off levelly: ]

Uh... buddy?

I only got two hundred and six bones in this body, pal, I dunno what you expect.

[liquidate]

An extra one. (whispers:) An extra one.

[leatherdaddy]

[ HE SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT WHISKEY ]

[finethanks]

[ Gently places his hand on Gladios shoulder...

He's drunk so he's just sitting here smiling and spacing out, anyway ]

[hellshot]

Shut up, Suigetsu.

[I'm tired and you're being a child.]

A walking, talking human skeleton isn't going to have extra bits.

[liquidate]

So I guess you don't have extra bits, then, hahahaha!

[eyeforaneye]

... he doesn't?

[ Sasuke's gaze lowers. ]

[liquidate]

Yeah, I mean. He said it himself just now, Sasuke.

[hellshot]

[POINTS AT SASUKE'S FACE. STOP IT.]

I am a ghost, NOT a skeleton!

Get your eyes and thoughts back up out of the gutter.

[eyeforaneye]

Hm.

[ ... CONTINUES STARING ] That doesn't really clear it up.

[liquidate]

No way. In fact, I think it makes the question waaay more relevant.

(points)

Ghosts don't have dicks either and, if they do, they're probably see-through and can't do much.

[leatherdaddy]

[ Gladio reaches out to pat Sasuke on the shoulder. ]

Oi, oi - [ Jostles. ] Don't you think staring like that's gonna make a guy uncomfortable?

Try not to overthink this one.

[liquidate]

(meaningful look over)

Thanks, Sasuke.

[eyeforaneye]

I'm only speaking the truth.

[ black and white montage of him lying five minutes ago ]

1/2

[liquidate]

As expected of...

2/2

[liquidate]

1/2

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... ]

2/2

[eyeforaneye]

... me.

[ Quietly... ]