who: Taako + various others (if u want something hmu!)
what: What it says on the tin! Catch-all for the next few weeks to save spamming y'all
when: mid July - when I decide I need a new one of these
where: Arounnnnnd
warnings: None yet, will update if necessary
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[ Bullshit fantasy world is a new one but Loki smiles faintly. ]
Up to you. I have no preferences.
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[Though he gets tumblers, rather than shot glasses, and adds a little ice to each one.]
And that's true, but we've still got dipshits running around in armor, swinging swords and drinking magic potions when they get hurt.
[He's gathering "supplies" as he talks: putting together a little antipasto plate with what he's got in the fridge, along with a loaf of bread and a bowl of dip, because even if Loki isn't all that into eating, being a good host is still important to Taako.]
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[ A whole realm full of them. Loki watches Taako bustle around in amusement. ]
I never understood the appeal myself.
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I mean, listen, I'm not exactly some big bruiser-- don't laugh. [Because lbr, that doesn't even need saying.] But it is kinda satisfying to wreck someone's shit.
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Oh, certainly. It is difficult to find an outlet for that in this place.
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[Everything is set down on the coffee table except for the glasses, which Taako holds out for Loki to fill.]
Sometimes there's shit to blast out in the forest, but it's not the same, you know?
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[ Thankfully, Loki has kept himself busy enough to deal with his pent up frustrations, but it is a bandaid at best. Loki dutifully fills the glasses before taking a seat. ]
I did get an unusual offer though. For . . . drag-racing?
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Oh, yeah, I talked to that dude, the whole illusions thing came up. Cause I've done it before, been in a drag race, although it's kiiinda different when magic is in play. Normal drag racing doesn't involve anyone compelling you to throw yourself off your vehicle.
[He says that like it's happened before. Because it has.]
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[ He stretches, loosening the tension in his shoulders. ]
But I am surrounded by men from my universe. One "presumed" dangerous slip up by me and they'll slit my throat.
[ Well. Thor probably won't let them, but still. ]
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This place is chill as hell, and I'm into it, but I really wish it was fucking bigger.
[They're trapped behind a barrier, there's no room to move, no other cities to disappear to and become a complete unknown.
More seriously, though:]
Are they actually capable of that?
[Of hurting Loki. Because like, he'll kill a Tony if he has to.]
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No. At the most, they can stop or bruise me heavily. Thor is most likely the only one here with such power.
[ Or Angela, but Angela likes him. Maybe his other self, but that's a tricky subject. Basically, only Loki's family can hurt him. The irony isn't lost on him. ]
But it is a situation I am not interested in finding myself in.
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I get that, for sure.
[No one needs to get into a fight with a bunch of superheroes.]
I'll be real with you, I don't think there's any kinda solution for this. We just gotta live with it 'til we go home, get our kicks some other way.
[They're both adaptable.]
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What do you know of this Dodger character? I have spoken to him a few times. He is easy to read.
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He's a fucking piece of shit and if he comes near me again I'm gonna do a lot worse than slit his throat.
[So... he knows Dodger.]
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Well now. I'm sure that can be arranged.
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[He realizes he has a death grip on the glass, and after knocking back the last of the contents, he carefully sets it down.]
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So death is off the table. But is there anything else you'd like to do with him? He wants to prove himself to me. You may not need to lay a hand on him. He could do it himself.
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A lot of people he cares about here would probably be disappointed in him, if he does something with this, but maybe they just don't need to know.]
I'm really not a fan of assholes who make me scared. [It's an admission, or an explanation. He doesn't think he needs to justify himself to Loki, but maybe it'll make more sense of it, if he knows that. Dodger made him afraid in a way very few people have] So that's a real fucking tempting offer. Lemme think on it?
[He hasn't been this level of cruel for a while, he's out of practice.]
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Take your time.
[ He's quite sure the minute he makes contact with Dodger again, Loki's request will go through smoothly. ]
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So like, are we celebrating the masquerade not blowing up in anyone's faces or is there some other reason for the booze?
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[ He takes another sip. Loki is slowly getting used to the idea of eating and drinking for pleasure. ]
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In theory, no, but it doesn't seem like your kinda thing, you know?
[It's something Taako would do, but Loki isn't nearly as sociable as he is.]
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[ Loki swirls the liquid in his glass, thoughtful. ]
But it seemed like something I should do.
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Oh, is this cause I got dumped?
[He sounds so fond, a little teasing, but mostly fond.]
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Let's not read into it too deeply.
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