who: Taako + various others (if u want something hmu!)
what: What it says on the tin! Catch-all for the next few weeks to save spamming y'all
when: mid July - when I decide I need a new one of these
where: Arounnnnnd
warnings: None yet, will update if necessary
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No. At the most, they can stop or bruise me heavily. Thor is most likely the only one here with such power.
[ Or Angela, but Angela likes him. Maybe his other self, but that's a tricky subject. Basically, only Loki's family can hurt him. The irony isn't lost on him. ]
But it is a situation I am not interested in finding myself in.
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I get that, for sure.
[No one needs to get into a fight with a bunch of superheroes.]
I'll be real with you, I don't think there's any kinda solution for this. We just gotta live with it 'til we go home, get our kicks some other way.
[They're both adaptable.]
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What do you know of this Dodger character? I have spoken to him a few times. He is easy to read.
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He's a fucking piece of shit and if he comes near me again I'm gonna do a lot worse than slit his throat.
[So... he knows Dodger.]
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Well now. I'm sure that can be arranged.
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[He realizes he has a death grip on the glass, and after knocking back the last of the contents, he carefully sets it down.]
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So death is off the table. But is there anything else you'd like to do with him? He wants to prove himself to me. You may not need to lay a hand on him. He could do it himself.
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A lot of people he cares about here would probably be disappointed in him, if he does something with this, but maybe they just don't need to know.]
I'm really not a fan of assholes who make me scared. [It's an admission, or an explanation. He doesn't think he needs to justify himself to Loki, but maybe it'll make more sense of it, if he knows that. Dodger made him afraid in a way very few people have] So that's a real fucking tempting offer. Lemme think on it?
[He hasn't been this level of cruel for a while, he's out of practice.]
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Take your time.
[ He's quite sure the minute he makes contact with Dodger again, Loki's request will go through smoothly. ]
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So like, are we celebrating the masquerade not blowing up in anyone's faces or is there some other reason for the booze?
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[ He takes another sip. Loki is slowly getting used to the idea of eating and drinking for pleasure. ]
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In theory, no, but it doesn't seem like your kinda thing, you know?
[It's something Taako would do, but Loki isn't nearly as sociable as he is.]
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[ Loki swirls the liquid in his glass, thoughtful. ]
But it seemed like something I should do.
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Oh, is this cause I got dumped?
[He sounds so fond, a little teasing, but mostly fond.]
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Let's not read into it too deeply.
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Sorry, sorry, we're both total assholes who don't care about anyone else, got it.
[This is the problem with unlocking a higher friendship level with Taako, he's now willing to tease Loki mercilessly.]
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[ He takes another sip to avoid saying more. ]
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[He even puts a hand on his heart, to show how sincere he is.
The best way to deal with a brief burst of shitty feelings is clearly to throw himself head first into a playful joke.]
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[ Running a hand through his hair, he glances at Taako thoughtfully. ]
We could do something terrible to his room, if you like.
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[He's into it, though.]
I mean, it's a total dick move cause it's not like it was a bad break up, but I'm not above being a dick.
[Things that will shock literally no one: this fact.]
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You make it sound like I've given you plenty of bad ideas.
So what is considered socially acceptable to do? You might know this better than I.
[ Loki would just set his house on fire. Sorry not sorry. ]
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[With a wink, because he's terrible.]
I don't know shit, bubbale. I've barely dated anyone and if it's gotten even close, it ends cause I left town or whatever, not cause we had an actual discussion about what we wanted out of a relationship.
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[ He'll have to ask around. Somehow. ]
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[He's well aware that's not what Loki is suggesting, but the idea is hilarious.]
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I have no idea what that is.
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