holds_up_walls: (sunglasses)
Lyle Dylandy ([personal profile] holds_up_walls) wrote in [community profile] riverviewlogs2017-12-15 09:48 pm

December Catch All [open]

who: Lyle Dylandy and OPEN
what: catchall log
when: December
where: a bit of everywhere
warnings: none yet

relieable: (at least be safe and use a spork)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-19 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[the cookie may be fancy, but it's from the cafe, so it's not very special, probably. Osomatsu is glad Lyle is eating some anyway]

Has... anything crazy happened so far?
relieable: but it does (i don't think that should turn me on)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-19 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[hmmm. Osomatsu is a bit interested]

What's, uh... What's beyond the wall? Have you seen anything weird out there?
relieable: (you're saying it's not butter)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-21 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
an abandoned city? that sounded interesting! Osomatsu wondered if there was treasure there]

You think so? Like, aren't there monsters big enough to knock the wall down?
relieable: (all dressed in satin)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-21 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[hmm, Osomatsu nods, reaching for the other cookie... oh, right. he completely forgot about their coffee]

Oh, uh. Whaddayou want t'drink? [he looked over at one of the baristas, who was listening in for that cue]
relieable: (and she is beautiful)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-22 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[oh, geez. well, Osomatsu was going to have the barista make them drinks, but when Lyle says that, it sets his mind into motion.

he decides to make the drink himself, and he will make something awesome, something off-menu. Osomatsu's already calculating, trying to think of what flavors would go well together. dammit, he'd never thought he'd be so passionate about coffee, and he isn't, really. but he knows more about it than he ever thought possible, all thanks to this stupid job that he kind of hates but kind of doesn't.

he finally grins and stands up]
Just a moment then. [then he goes behind the counter. he puts on an apron, washes his hands, and he goes to work]
relieable: you start running (when the tequila says to run)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-23 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[here he goes. he thinks he's going to do something festive, so he takes a few pumps of this syrup, and some of that syrup, and then he mixes it all together. he makes one for himself first, to taste, then gets to working on Lyle's, with minor adjustments.

yeah, he's a good little worker. who knew? then again, Osomatsu wants to impress his friend, so he's motivated.

he finally is done, removes his apron, then returns to the table and sets the drink in front of Lyle]
One Osomatsu special! It's a latte with hazelnut, vanilla, and raspberry.
relieable: (maybe lay off the guinness next time)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-23 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[his drink is there, in his hand. he is smiling because he is proud of himself, but then Lyle's word confuses him]

Eh?
relieable: all this regret off of me (i can't wait to shower)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-24 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Ho, really? [he holds up his cup then] In Japan, we say kanpai! [he doesn't trust himself repeating that foreign word. it sounds hard!]
relieable: (yes)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-24 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Osomatsu doesn't sit down until Lyle says that he likes the drink. because he was worried he'd have to make another one. he chuckles nervously and finally sits down, drinking from his own cup]

I'm glad! [he's relieved. he just made that up on the spot!]
relieable: i am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card (he sent me a dick pic)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-25 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, you say that... [but... he is nervous. he doesn't know why. they're just hanging out, right? no expectations, no commitments. just two dudes having coffee together]
relieable: doesn't arouse me in the slightest (your incorrect use of you're)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-25 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[he jolts slightly at the question, and immediately looks sheepish]

I, uh... [he could lie here. Lyle doesn't have to know that he was a useless piece of garbage. but then if Osomatsu's brothers found out he was lying, they could tell Lyle a whole bunch of shit he didn't want him knowing about.

so Osomatsu will tell the truth]


The truth is, back at home, I wasn't anything special. I was still living in my parents' house with my brothers. I didn't work, none of us did. All I wanted to do was gamble and read magazines all day.
relieable: ...and he's right handed (he gave me an orgasm with his left hand)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-26 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess you could say that... Ooooor, you could say that I was lazy and unmotivated. That works, too. [a light chuckle] But, yeah. Comin' here, this is my first real job.
relieable: (did i get stoned on a sunday afternoon)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-27 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Osomatsu would love to make himself sound better. maybe he would, were he here alone. but he's a got younger brothers here who won't back him up if he stretches the truth]

Yeah, it's all right! [he takes another drink, knowing he has to be careful of what he says while he's in the place where he works] And, I mean, I'm still here. So... You know...

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