April Catch-All

[leatherdaddy]

who: Gladio and a lot of scrawny dudes YOU
what: Two missions, and a whole lot of bad decisions social interactions
when: April catch-all means... all of April!
where: Various
warnings: Warnings will be in subject lines!




Mission: Brownout (closed to Reaper, Sans, McCree, Gladio)

Mission: How to Train Your... (closed to Gladio, Sans, Gooeygetsu, Eichi, Sasuke, McCree)

I Never (closed to mission-goers; tag in with your I, Never and threadjack away!)
 
Training Sessions (OTA who wants to play out survival, weapons training, etc)

Comments

I never physically attacked anyone.

[finethanks]

[ He absolutely has to clarify with "physically" but he's still smiling like he's the most innocent person in the world. And he's pretty sure everyone here has, which is why he chose it, but he's still pointing his smile at Suigetsu.

Alcohol has already gone straight to his cheeks to flush them pink. ]

[bone_idle]

[ Covering his grin with one hand, Sans audibly yawns (without actually opening his jaw).

And pointedly does not take a drink. Don't be fooled by his drowsiness - he's still keeping a furtive eye on the group for their responses. ]

[leatherdaddy]

[ Gladiolus makes an annoyed tch and shoots a glare at Eichi as he lifts his drink. ]

...Are you kiddin' me? Not even a schoolyard fight?

[bone_idle]

[ He cracks open an eye socket and grins: ]

Mmmmmnope. I don't have the HP for it. Or, I should say--

[ Aaaaand here it comes: ]

I don't have the guts.

[ nailed it ]

[liquidate]

Hahahahahahaha! 'Cause he's just bones!

[eyeforaneye]

[ JUST KEEPS DRINKING, FUCK YOU ]

[finethanks]

I wonder if Sasuke will loosen up a little, like this?

[eyeforaneye]

I won't be loose for you. [ Quote it. ]

[leatherdaddy]

Come on, Sassy! Don't be such a tight-ass!

[ Now that is some deeply unfortunate phrasing. ]

[liquidate]

...

You're gonna be hammered.

(so are you, suigetsu.)

[eyeforaneye]

People are targeting me intentionally.

[ How the hell would they be, no one knows him. ]

[liquidate]

I've had to drink at all the same things. You're even lying...

[liquidate]

Oh, c'mon, Eichi-kun— (snorting into his drink as he takes a deep gulp, because he should really be dead with the amount of alcohol he should drink for this round.)

I haven't even touched you. We were just playing a fun game, you and me! Not my fault you can't take a joke...

[finethanks]

Do I seem like that sort of person? Fufu, on the contrary, I quite enjoy a good joke every now and then. Let's continue to play along nicely and bring me pleasant excitement~.

[ He will play this twisted game, even if saying this shit is a health risk on its own... ]

[liquidate]

Oh, I'll show you pleasant excitement.

(this sounds scandalous, but it's actually a threat on his life. these go hand in hand most times.

no homo.)

[finethanks]

[ note to self: never be alone ]

I'm not sure, but those words are something you'd normally say behind closed doors, right?

Re: I never physically attacked anyone.

[hellshot]

That kind of a question is a cheap shot when some idiots in here attack people for a living.

[Why are you so mad you're not even drinking]

[eyeforaneye]

Obey the rules. [ Excuse you. ]

[hellshot]

I don't drink.

[This isn't an excuse at all.

Eichi, do not tell them of the straw.]

[eyeforaneye]

In which case, mime it. The purpose is to learn about your transgressions. [ No, it super isn't. ]

I know that this one applies to you.

[finethanks]

[ STARES AT POINTEDLY ]

[peacekeeps]

[ yes fine he's drinking and resting his chin on his hand. ]

--but listen, it's different when it pays the bills.

[ fuck off mccree u have absolutely done it for free ]

[finethanks]

Fufu, so have you only done it for work, then? Should I specify with my next request?

[peacekeeps]

[ HIGHLY AMUSED ]

With this gang it's startin' to look like you'll have to. Eichi, how'd you end up runnin' with such a tough crowd?

[finethanks]

Hmm? I'm not so certain myself, but it seems that I always find myself surrounded by characters like this. ♪

[He says his as if he didn't persistently bother all of these people. He's so innocent, see how he smiles??]