April Catch-All

[leatherdaddy]

who: Gladio and a lot of scrawny dudes YOU
what: Two missions, and a whole lot of bad decisions social interactions
when: April catch-all means... all of April!
where: Various
warnings: Warnings will be in subject lines!




Mission: Brownout (closed to Reaper, Sans, McCree, Gladio)

Mission: How to Train Your... (closed to Gladio, Sans, Gooeygetsu, Eichi, Sasuke, McCree)

I Never (closed to mission-goers; tag in with your I, Never and threadjack away!)
 
Training Sessions (OTA who wants to play out survival, weapons training, etc)

Comments

[eyeforaneye]

Obey the rules. [ Excuse you. ]

[hellshot]

I don't drink.

[This isn't an excuse at all.

Eichi, do not tell them of the straw.]

[eyeforaneye]

In which case, mime it. The purpose is to learn about your transgressions. [ No, it super isn't. ]

I know that this one applies to you.

[hellshot]

You actually think I'm going to sit here and pretend to drink.

Because I have a surprise for you.

[ He isn't. ]

...

You're still sour over our last meeting, that's all.

[eyeforaneye]

Not particularly. [ Is this a lie or not. ]

Like I said. I'm learning.

[finethanks]

[ STARES AT POINTEDLY ]

[hellshot]

[STARES AT HIM RIGHT BACK]

[leatherdaddy]

[ There's a poke at Reaper's side. It's a straw. ]

Oh, hey. Found one for you. [ The straw also happens to be sitting in a red solo cup with alcohol in it. ]

...Was I interruptin' something?

[finethanks]

Not at all. We were simply playing a game. ♪

[A game of staring at each other. He points at the straw.] Now you can drink with your usual class and style, Reaper.

[leatherdaddy]

Great. Have fun, killer.

[ As Gladio walks by, he smacks Reaper on the side of his arm and then flashes a thumbs up at Eichi behind his back. ]

[hellshot]

[...God damn it, idol child.

He takes the straw with a certain degree of dignity (none) and gives Eichi a very pointed stare from the hollows of his mask.]

...A very stupid game.
You realise you're all going to be wasted during your little trip tomorrow.

[...as he classily takes a drink now. Because yes he certainly has physically attacked someone before.]

[finethanks]

[Even if Gladio is trying to be subtle with that thumbs up, Eichi gives him a peace sign right back, chuckling.]

Now, don't be like that, Reaper. We can all rely on you, can't we? I'll be counting on you.

[hellshot]

...

This is too nostalgic. And not in a good way.

If you drink yourself to death, I'll bury your body in a properly sized grave.

[finethanks]

Fufu, to be buried by death himself would be such an honor.

[He says it so happily, bringing a second hand up for a second peace sign. Peace peace.] Cover me in flowers.

[hellshot]

...Of course you'd want to be covered in flowers.

[That's so much work. Good god.]

[eyeforaneye]

As I thought. [ Finally, justice is served. ]

[hellshot]

[FLIPS HIM OFF...]