April Catch-All

[leatherdaddy]

who: Gladio and a lot of scrawny dudes YOU
what: Two missions, and a whole lot of bad decisions social interactions
when: April catch-all means... all of April!
where: Various
warnings: Warnings will be in subject lines!




Mission: Brownout (closed to Reaper, Sans, McCree, Gladio)

Mission: How to Train Your... (closed to Gladio, Sans, Gooeygetsu, Eichi, Sasuke, McCree)

I Never (closed to mission-goers; tag in with your I, Never and threadjack away!)
 
Training Sessions (OTA who wants to play out survival, weapons training, etc)

Comments

I never abused a helpless, unsuspecting animal for my own personal gain.

[liquidate]

(stares directly at sasuke. it's time to duel.)

SPUTTERS

[leatherdaddy]

[ W-well okay, this is quite the 'I never' to start with. Just what is with that icy stare Suigetsu's shooting over to Sasuke? ]

...That's messed up.

[eyeforaneye]

No one needs your commentary.

[liquidate]

I think everyone has a right to hear these things. Before we go. Animal taming!

[bone_idle]

Don't blame the messenger, he's just playin' by the rules.

[ Sans isn't touching his drink. ]

Sounds like a totally legitimate play to me.

[eyeforaneye]

There was context to the incident. [ incident(s) ]

Regardless, I didn't agree to animal taming.

[liquidate]

Oh, I forgot to tell you I signed you up a few days ago.

[eyeforaneye]

I figured that out, Suigetsu.

[ I'M HERE ]

[liquidate]

Oh yeah.

[eyeforaneye]

... stop drinking.

[liquidate]

Hm? This isn't—

(looks at the label.)

...

Again?!

[liquidate]

I'm glad you agree! I'm glad someone finally agrees with me!

...

I mean, Juugo would. But I didn't tell him, 'cause he'd totally shoot the messenger and try to punch my head off again.

[eyeforaneye]

Shouldn't this kind of thing stay in the past?

[liquidate]

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

[eyeforaneye]

Yes. [ HONESTLY... ]

[liquidate]

Okay.

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... quietly drinks. ]

[leatherdaddy]

HAAAAH?!

[ He drank! And nonchalantly too! What the hell?! Gladio recovers with a grunt, but squirms in his seat - this is so uncomfortable.. ]

[finethanks]

[ Eichi actually claps a little with a chuckle. ]

Wow, Sasuke, that's so cruel. I can completely believe it but I'm still shocked~. [ That makes no sense. ] By the way, this doesn't count for humans, right?

[liquidate]

No way, of course it doesn't. (flippantly, completely missing the point.

and elaborating on his own...)

Humans don't really matter, in the grand scheme of things, Eichi-kun.

[finethanks]

Fufu, when you say poetic sounding simple things like that, you almost sound intelligent, Suigetsu. I'm impressed.

[liquidate]

...

(oh, he's being insulted. it took him a moment.)

You think I'm stupid?! Let's compare brain sizes, then, 'cause yours is probably all shrivelled up from the lack of oxygen. Not to be rude or anything, that's just how those things work, so I'm just really happy you've even got such an overbearing personality!

[bone_idle]

Hate to interrupt, but our first play of the night was weirdly specific, don'tcha think?

[ He's wadding up his hoodie to shove it between himself and someone's bedroll, stacked up by the cooler, getting ready to settle in. ]

Makes a guy wonder if you were a complicit accessory, y'know?

[liquidate]

Huh?

(looking over at sans with a tilt to his head, eyebrows high.)

I'd never hurt an animal. That'd just be needlessly cruel, y'know? They don't deserve that.

[bone_idle]

[ He leans there, steadily watching Suigetsu for a lengthy period of silence until--

He shrugs. Yep, he just shrugs. ]

Hey, take it easy. Just makin' conversation.

[ That is complete bullshit. ]