[april catch-all]

[spellslots]

who: Taako & various
what: What it says on the tin! Assorted threads for April that don't fit anywhere else
when: Aprilllll
where: Your mom's bedroom
warnings: drugs, booze, probably some slightly nsfw content
notes: hmu if you want something

Comments

[spellslots]

That's the trick.

[He delivers the line with a wink, and there's also a little truth in that, too. Keeping people on their toes and making sure people get the wrong impression about him is a Talent.]

Dudes who go around picking fights are kinda dicks, anyway. [Which he says so casually and either without realizing or caring that he's calling past Jim a dick.] It's an ego thing, right? Or you got shit to prove or whatever, it's fucking boring.

[winscenario]

[ Jim only huffs a chuckle at that, because... well, it is true. Jim was a dick, and he'd be the first to admit it, albeit not at all proudly. ]

Mm, a bit of both. More of the latter than the former, in my case. [ And sometimes he just liked walking around with a bruise on his face like a badge of honor, but guess that played a little into the whole ego thing, in a way. ] Not really sorry I left that part of me behind, to be honest. I was a complete jerk. [ Now he's only sometimes a jerk. Rarely. ]

[spellslots]

And now you're just like, the greatest dude ever, right?

[He's absolutely messing with Jim just because he ca; Taako knows that isn't what he meant by all that.]

[winscenario]

[ Jim actually grins and laughs at that, nodding while raising his eyebrows almost comically. ]

Yeah, sure. I've completely shed all my flaws, ask anybody who knows me.

[spellslots]

[Making people laugh means he wins, somehow.]

Oh I know how that goes. Not the personal growth or whatever, I've always been rad as hell, but I definitely feel you on having zero flaws.

[Why is he like this.]

[winscenario]

Mm, sure. Of course, because perfect people do exist and we're living proof of that.

[ Jim is so taking you 0% seriously right now, buddy. ]

[spellslots]

[0% seriously is how he expects to be taken.]

You know what, we should write a fucking book, share our knowledge with the world.

[The Worst.]

[winscenario]

Well, we are charming and good-looking, so we'd probably get a decent number of fans. Possibly some kind of following.

[ Please Jim like you don't have one already. ]

[spellslots]

Now there's something I can get behind, it's been way too long since I've had adoring fans.

[It sounds like he's joking but he's 110% serious this time.]

[winscenario]

Not all it's chalked up to be. [ Jim shrugs a little, not really sure if Taako means that or not, but answering truthfully anyway. ]

I think I liked the attention more when I was younger. Gets tiring, even if it can be useful sometimes.

[spellslots]

Uh, free shit? People being nice to you cause they think you're cool? I've yet to find a downside.

[He knows how quickly it can turn sour, but he still wants it back. His show was a bright spot in an otherwise pretty lonely and kinda shitty life.]

[winscenario]

[ Jim could probably make a list of reasons, but he's got a feeling Taako just sees things differently from him. ]

Guess it works better for you than it does for me. Either way, I don't need people giving me 'free' things, as we don't have a currency where I come from. And I'd rather people treat me with honesty for knowing who I am, than being nice for what they think I'm like.

[spellslots]

[Okay... I mean, that sounds fake, but okay.

(The honesty thing, not the money thing, he's been to world's that didn't really have any sort currency or trading).]

I think we're gonna have to agree to disagree on this one. I'm sure everything you're saying sounds totally logical to you, but I do not get it.

[winscenario]

Hey, fair enough. [ He lifts his hands up and shrugs, pursing his lips. All for live and let live. ] 'Agree to disagree' has been a surprisingly common path in the past few years of my life. And I can't say I don't understand what you mean.

[ Because he does. Because he used to be that way, too. ]