who: Taako & various what: What it says on the tin! Assorted threads for April that don't fit anywhere else when: Aprilllll where: Your mom's bedroom warnings: drugs, booze, probably some slightly nsfw content notes: hmu if you want something
[Illya relaxes when Taako confirms he was being truthful- but only for a split second, before the fact that Taako was flirting with him hits him. He truly isn’t sure how he’s supposed to react to that. He’s not stupid, and he pays attention: he’s talked to enough people by now to know the gender thing is not an issue, no matter what Illya had been taught. But he wouldn’t even know how to react if a woman flirted with him.
[Well, not the most fun reaction, but he's not going to belabour the point. Flirting is fun if there's a purpose to it, or if it gets a reaction, and since neither are there with Illya he doesn't see much point in pushing it.]
Ehhh, kinda? I haven't like, directly used it to contact that many people but it's still got it's uses if you just wanna peruse. Here. [He digs his phone out of a pocket and looks up Bryn's friendr, showing it to Illya.] If you're looking to head out beyond the fence, you got an idea for who to hit up, yeah? [Useful!] And then you've also got like, someone with no shit in theirs is probably super boring, it's good to know to avoid that.
[Illya’s used to people trying to get a rise out of him. He has his berserk buttons but Taako is obviously joking and trying to get a rise out of him, so he will do his best not to raise to the bait. Doesn’t make him any less obviously embarrassed.
He takes the phone, looking at Bryn’s picture and profile and frowning to himself.]
Do you have nothing in it or not have one at all, cause those are totally different things?
[While he's talking, Taako spends two seconds sending a stupid emote of some kind to Bryn, since he's got her friendr open he might as well be a little shit at her for a second.]
[Illya will take that explanation. Mostly because it means he isn’t calling him boring.]
If you want. [He says, reaching for his phone and handing it over. He assumes he isn’t going to get many hits- not because of himself or his looks, but because he isn’t going to spend much time interacting with the app. So what’s the harm in it?]
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So he decided to completely skip it, by now.]
Have you used it to make friends?
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Ehhh, kinda? I haven't like, directly used it to contact that many people but it's still got it's uses if you just wanna peruse. Here. [He digs his phone out of a pocket and looks up Bryn's friendr, showing it to Illya.] If you're looking to head out beyond the fence, you got an idea for who to hit up, yeah? [Useful!] And then you've also got like, someone with no shit in theirs is probably super boring, it's good to know to avoid that.
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He takes the phone, looking at Bryn’s picture and profile and frowning to himself.]
I have nothing in mine.
[Does that make him boring...?]
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[While he's talking, Taako spends two seconds sending a stupid emote of some kind to Bryn, since he's got her friendr open he might as well be a little shit at her for a second.]
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[He only knows about the app because he saw it on Clark’s phone while he was helping Illya out with technology.]
Clark said it was to look for people romantically and I wasn’t interested in that so I didn’t set one up.
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[There's a difference, somehow, but don't ask him to actually articulate it because he won't be able to.]
But I mean there's like, kids on there and shit, so it's not just for hooking up. If ya want a profile I can help you set one up.
[Fantasy wizard helps Russian spy with pseudo-dating app.]
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If you want. [He says, reaching for his phone and handing it over. He assumes he isn’t going to get many hits- not because of himself or his looks, but because he isn’t going to spend much time interacting with the app. So what’s the harm in it?]
It would be a way to pass time.