who: Taako & various what: What it says on the tin! Assorted threads for April that don't fit anywhere else when: Aprilllll where: Your mom's bedroom warnings: drugs, booze, probably some slightly nsfw content notes: hmu if you want something
[Illya’s used to people trying to get a rise out of him. He has his berserk buttons but Taako is obviously joking and trying to get a rise out of him, so he will do his best not to raise to the bait. Doesn’t make him any less obviously embarrassed.
He takes the phone, looking at Bryn’s picture and profile and frowning to himself.]
Do you have nothing in it or not have one at all, cause those are totally different things?
[While he's talking, Taako spends two seconds sending a stupid emote of some kind to Bryn, since he's got her friendr open he might as well be a little shit at her for a second.]
[Illya will take that explanation. Mostly because it means he isn’t calling him boring.]
If you want. [He says, reaching for his phone and handing it over. He assumes he isn’t going to get many hits- not because of himself or his looks, but because he isn’t going to spend much time interacting with the app. So what’s the harm in it?]
no subject
He takes the phone, looking at Bryn’s picture and profile and frowning to himself.]
I have nothing in mine.
[Does that make him boring...?]
no subject
[While he's talking, Taako spends two seconds sending a stupid emote of some kind to Bryn, since he's got her friendr open he might as well be a little shit at her for a second.]
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[He only knows about the app because he saw it on Clark’s phone while he was helping Illya out with technology.]
Clark said it was to look for people romantically and I wasn’t interested in that so I didn’t set one up.
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[There's a difference, somehow, but don't ask him to actually articulate it because he won't be able to.]
But I mean there's like, kids on there and shit, so it's not just for hooking up. If ya want a profile I can help you set one up.
[Fantasy wizard helps Russian spy with pseudo-dating app.]
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If you want. [He says, reaching for his phone and handing it over. He assumes he isn’t going to get many hits- not because of himself or his looks, but because he isn’t going to spend much time interacting with the app. So what’s the harm in it?]
It would be a way to pass time.