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[Open] July Catch-All

who: Teddy Altman and you!
what: Catch-all for July! Open prompts are under the cut and closed logs are in the comments! If you want something specific, feel free to hit me up via PMs or

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when: July, multiple dates.
where: All over Riverview.
warnings: N/A so far. I'll update, if needed!

I. About Town

[Teddy can be seen at various places around Riverview, but he seems to favor heading out to the park, to the coffee shops. He even sniffs out all the best places to pick up comics and video games. He doesn't mind striking up a conversation while standing in line, or if a title of a comic or game really catches his attention.]

II. Hitting the Clubs

[After his experiences with the cultists? Sleep still isn't coming quite so easy and honestly, the loud music that plays in the clubs around Riverview is distracting and, in a way, a relaxing way to just not think. For the most part, Teddy can't get drunk, but he's legal to drink here and he at least can be seen socially carrying something in his hand or accepting drinks bought for him. Sometimes he can be seen out on the dance floors or just sitting back and people watching or making some conversation here and there.]

III. Training

[Whether it's at the gym or basketball court, or even taking an early morning jog around Riverview, Teddy can be seen out and around Riverview. He might not have a job that necessarily requires strength, and he might have some natural advantages that way, but training and pushing himself is something he genuinely enjoys. As crazy as his life has been since his arrival? He could use some normal.

Teddy might offer to spar with people here and there, although if he's clearly at an advantage, he's holding back. He might invite people to play against him in a game of basketball or offer to spot anyone who needs it in the gym.]

IV. The Incredible Hulkling

[Citizens of Riverview may see a large, green winged man in the skies or perched here and there, patrolling for people to help or handling whatever monsters may be around. Sometimes he's just large and green, on foot and tall enough to tower over most people. He doesn't mean harm though. If someone is bothering you, he'll step in to give a hand. If someone is up to no good, Hulkling is on the case.

He can also be seen leaving the city for some proper monster fighting. Again, sometimes punching things that might want to hurt innocent people is just good stress relief.]

V. Wildcard

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It's not spoilers if it came out in 2006.

( with loki's arm wrapped around the back of his shoulders and billy shifting the popcorn bowl between him and teddy, moving to lean his face into loki's shoulder. so cool. very frosty. much loki. )

If you don't already know all the stinging revelations, that's on you.

Something about bees.

[ He's done his meme research. ]

I liked it when he tried to be a Ghost Rider, the actual one at the time had a good laugh at it.

Those were so bad, they were almost good.

[But that goes for so many Nic Cage movies, right?

And if Billy is moving away, Teddy shifts to rest his weight against the armrest closest to make room for the bowl.]

( sorry teddy, cooler boyfriend will win out in cuddling matches 70% of the time when it's hot as fuck outside. nobody wants body heat on top of sweating, billy's sure he'll understand. )

Even Nic Cage wants to try his hand at being a superhero sometimes. Antihero? You know what I mean.

Being an antihero is way more fun, speaking from experience. Being a supervillain is ... less so.

[ ... But still pretty great, if you have no conscience. He remembers what that was like. ]

[oh, it' fine!! he'll just sit in his corner alone and uncuddled, but that does mean he's bogarting the popcorn, of course. Fair's fair.]

I mean, the dark timeline versions of ourselves we saw didn't seem to be having a great time, so I guess I'm inclined to agree.

( wow he could join in on the cuddle pile if teddy really wanted to, billy isn't going to push him off!! )

There was a future me that got taken over by a guy named Moridun. Basically a giant space cthulhu. It was the worst. I mean--he was only in the process of taking me over when future you and the future Avengers showed up but it was still the worst. Also, the grossest.

Moridun sounds like a bitch, picking on witches.

[ Ruffling Billy's hair. ]

[hey, too late for that. billy is hot and teddy's already moved on with the popcorn.]

That sounds horrible, Billy. [but then how could space cthulhu not be?] I came from the future?

You did. You were walking around with horrible sideburns, no shirt on, and caveman pants. Your hair line was atrocious. Must be what happens without my good influence.

( pressing more into loki's side, because awwwyes, frost giants are the best. to rest against. )

We'll have to work harder to avoid that future at all costs.

His hair-line?

[ Pardon the glee; that is clearly the most important part of what Billy said. ]

If things were as bad as you said, I doubt I really put that much care into what I looked like. No one to look good for, it sounds like.

[He makes a face. Thanks for letting him know he gets extremely attractive in the future though, B.]

Don't get too excited, Loki. I'm a shapeshifter... I don't really have to look different at all, if I don't want.

[A pause.]

Although even if my hairline does go for some unknown reason, you're still kinda stuck with me, B.

His hair-line. ( accenting that as much as possible, yes. that entire thing was horrendously depressing, he may as well have fun with what bits they can have fun over. )

Can't believe I'm dating not one but two shapeshifters.

( cheaters, all of you. )

I haven't gotten the apple yet, so. I bet I'll start growing grey hairs the day before someone ( with a nudge to loki's side. ) decides to hand it over.

( not that that's how it works but u kno. )

Grey at twenty-two would be just my luck, honestly.

[ Is it bad taste to mention The Apple in front of Teddy? Oops. Loki proves himself a decent distraction as he shifts into a fox, just as tall and humanoid but with a snout that rests atop Billy's head. ]

I feel like if anyone were to become a supervillain next, it would be Teddy screaming into the night about how luscious his hair is.

Grey hair is better than bald, you know.

[He already knows about the apple, so it's not really a huge deal. Or rather, it is, but-- it's also not his decision. That's kinda all Billy's.]

Come on, I don't think my hair is luscious...

( all that fuzz is significantly less cooler than billy would prefer but whatever!! loki's snout is cute, too, and he's raising up a hand to gently pat along it before moving his hand down to scritch behind an ear. )

Your hair's nice. Maybe not enough to scream into the night about. Though I could imagine you ( with a pat to loki's neck. ) mumbling on in your sleep about your hair product regime.

Don't bully me because I'm a perfect ten.

[ He purrs into the petting, a green eye sliding Teddy's way. ]

Would you like some ice cream for all these burns? Hah!

[ He's! funny!! ]

Uh-huh.

[Sorry, Billy. You already said he was an ugly, aging caveman in the future!!!

He huffs out a laugh, shaking his head when Loki looks at him.]

I think I'll be fine, Loki. Although I'll have you know, the hair talk's distracted from a lot of terrible Nic Cage overacting.

( wow he never said ugly. maybe teddy's a super attractive caveman. he could be into it. )

You're both perfect tens. Even when fuzzy or green.

( excuse him while billy shifts around, throws legs over teddy's lap and lays his head on loki's. )

[ The fur melts away when the petting stops and Loki rests the ice cream on Billy's stomach instead. ]

I think he's buttering us up, Teddy.

[He didn't sound into it!!]

Probably... he needs pillows to drape on.

[Although Teddy doesn't stop him or anything.]

You're both very comfy too.

( he'll take this nice, cool ice cream. and grab onto loki's free hand to put it over his forehead. yisss. )

[ Pulling a pout when used as a personal aircon dispenser, he looks at Teddy, sighs, and resigns himself to this fate as Nic Cage bothers some obviously loony locals. ]

One day Teddy and I will shapeshift into demons from Muspelheim and you'll run away, wailing into the sunset about how horrendously hot we are in no fun way.

[Teddy shifts a little, his arm idly resting against Billy's legs.]

We'll have to save that for a day he does something really dumb though.

[Like, invading Latveria levels of dumb.]

( it's easy to shove up loki's shirt, press lips to his stomach and--blow right against cool skin. that's what he gets for being full of bad ideas. )

One day I'll illusion myself into Justin Bieber and kill all your hardons.

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