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If I end up with a third boyfriend, please punch me.

( lips press tight together as he holds onto the canister, fingers gripping on over the lid as he. stops. considers whether or not he should actually unscrew it. think of all the nonsense bullshit that can come flying out of it: he could open this and suddenly wake up gandalf. which would be awesome, don't get him wrong, but he doesn't want to be seventy years old surrounded by young and pretty boyfriends.

fingers grip onto it to lift off the top, and the change isn't quite immediately noticeable. there's a moment where billy just looks really confused, before his eyes shine a bright blue and similar-colored sparks encompass him, changes the shape of billy, even. where before a scrawny teenager stood now stands a full fledged adult, shoulders more thoroughly filled and hair parted in the center rather than off to the side--the floppy fringe isn't there even if there's still plenty of hair to gel it over.

the casual tee and jeans he'd been wearing moments before replaces itself with his wiccan costume, accenting the muscle gain and shift to his stance and there's a notable lack of a hood attached to the back of it. there's--a more confident air to him, too, once he gets over the initial confusion of suddenly having four years worth of information and time on his shoulders and remembers that he's not in new york, he's here, in quarantine, in a near-empty apartment, facing the two boys he loves most. )

So, uh. There's not a third boyfriend, for starters. Teddy's King of Space, which is cool. I met lady Thor? Which is also cool.

[ Loki is on his feet before the sparks even start, one hand gripping absently at Teddy's arm for support he wasn't aware he needed. His eyes widen at the altered state Billy is in, once the Magical Boy whirlwind is over, and his hand drops back to his side as he stares in momentary silence at the new hair, firmer jaw, the muscles (thank Odin he isn't taller). Billy is older by two or three years and he apparently spent them at the gym, filling out his glittery galactic spandex.

Loki totally prepared himself for the worst, the handsome lump before him receives an almost indignant, ]

You got hotter.

[The light show is startling, but all he can do is reach over and put a hand over Loki's, trying to offer a little of the support he seems to need... he could use some too, honestly.

But then Billy is standing in front of them, perfectly in one piece and-- okay. Older and hotter.

Teddy is reaching out to touch an arm, like he just needs to make sure it's real, that Billy is okay.]

Wow-- Wait, what?

[King of Space? Lady Thor?]

( teddy reaches out for an arm, and that's cool and all, but--billy can do him one better. two steps forward and he presses against teddy's front, presses a kiss to his lips with a loud smack of lips before he's backing off with a grin on his lips, turning to loki with a wiggle of his brows. )

And no spider-brows! Unless I'm wrong, and the canister's warning label came with a "may induce sporadic spiders for facial hair" that I missed. Please tell me I'm wrong.

( okay but--yes, the space thing. )

You walked into a glowing tower of light, walked out with a magic sword, and became King of Space.

( wait and another thing, eyes back to loki. )

I'm twenty-two.

[ Yeah, Billy definitely gets back together with Teddy back on Earth-616, something that Loki already knew but is now seeing in real time. He wonders where his kiss is, since the last one Billy received on this moon was from him, then decides to pester him about that later. Quite a lot.

Anyway. Billy is more than fine, so that allows Loki to be a little selfish and ask, ]

What happened to me?

[ If Billy met Thor, reasonable to assume he's been around Asgardians. No? ]

Okay-- I guess that answers that. [That he and Billy are still together, and happy enough that Billy can kiss him in a way that almost makes him want to chase him for another, but he settles for a ridiculous grin instead. Billy is talking, so it might be rude to interrupt.]

King of Space can't be that bad if I get kisses like that and a sword... and I totally told you spider-brows weren't a thing.

[Both of them.

But-- Loki asks that and Teddy can't help but be curious too. Loki had said he didn't have anything to do with them, right? So he might not know at all.]

( brows furrow as he presses lips together, thinks that over for a bit. four years is a bit of time, but the time here is--oddly fresh, too, and billy definitely remembers how attention needy loki is. slipping out of teddy's reach, he slides over to loki. raises hands up to cup his cheeks and kisses loki with just as much vigor as he had teddy.

first things first and all. )

Loki is still around? I--didn't remember anything from here in those memories, so. ( billy didn't go out of his way too look for loki, is what he means. ) I didn't. . hear anything about you becoming not you, and didn't see you after we uh--saved Teddy from Mother.

With you as Space King, my title got to be the prince consort.

[ Oof. Guess that answers where his kisses went. He holds onto Billy's arms, then decides he's not in the slightest interested in listening to a lack of Loki-centric news and more insane titles (space king hasn't met Odin, he wagers) and ducks in to nip him on the join of a neck, sucking hard as he latches on.

All his own lovebites were long-gone before Billy opened the canister. Loki doesn't care if Teddy has to watch him plant a new one, for a new beginning, because he's just wholly grateful Billy came back okay at all. ]

Prince consort, huh?

[He was already prince of space, destined to bring two warring aliens together... he's not really surprised by the fact he eventually gets upgraded to king... even if it happens a lot sooner than he expected or wanted. But-- the fact Billy is with him, and happy apparently, is a relief.

... and-- okay, Teddy is fine with the kisses, and he's not even going to fuss over what Loki is doing, but-- he is going to look away. Watching seems-- impolite or something. Plus it's just awkward, considering he knows they've slept together and he and Billy-- well, never have. They haven't even gone past chaste kisses since his arrival, and he has no idea when or if they will.]

Marks, Loki. It's not the season for high-collared clothes, please don't make me wear them. ( years of weird memories and a strange overlap of shit is throwing him off guard, but loki's intent to leave behind his own personal brand is a pretty great reminder of the other thing they needed to discuss. billy doesn't--shove him off, even if he does try to twist around in his arms a little. it's definitely impolite to not even be looking towards teddy at all, because some godling had to sink his teeth in. )

This is--the other thing we had to talk about, right? Boundaries. ( but his brows furrow, nose wrinkling. ) Probably should've done that part first actually.

[ Solution: leave so many lovebites in the future that Billy goes back to not giving a damn about them. That's a project for later, though. When he isn't pushed away, Loki's hands creep around Billy's hips and explore their way up a narrower waist than he remembers, his attention nosing at a temple. Smells like magic, ooh. Did Billy's canister turn him into catnip of the sorcerous variety? Because he exudes power on the down-low, it's a little hilarious. Surely another has noticed the pubescent growth-spurt of the Demiurge?

Loki is torn from his musings by the question hanging in the air. ]

What boundaries? Everyone in this room wants to rut with you, [ let's jUST BE HONEST, ] why pretend otherwise?

[Of course he's noticed -- he's a hormonal teenager and he's just been kissed by his gorgeous, suddenly grown up boyfriend in a way that's left him wanting in a way he hasn't since-- way too long. Even before the craziness of his arrival, maybe.

It's just-- this is all very in your face and Teddy isn't sure if he's supposed to be watching or if that's creepy, or if he can even touch too. Right now, he's still settling for keeping his eyes elsewhere.

Although Loki manages to draw out a noise from him, surprised by the bluntness.]

Loki-- [He crosses his arms self-consciously.] That's not-- What if I came over there and had my hands and mouth all over him right now? Wouldn't that be awkward for you? I think Billy means-- those types of boundaries... I don't think we're all going to be rutting right now.

( four years. four years on his plate since he last had loki being a terrible touchy menace, hands all over him, mouth running down his neck and it's strange as fuck to go from suddenly having one set of expectations is more than a little awkward; to go from cuddling up to teddy, a bigger teddy, to suddenly having loki rubbing all over is going to take some getting used to--again.

loki can rub all over him when billy shifts around, presses his back into his chest so he can keep eyes on teddy. just in case. but his head does shift back, angling to look back towards him. four years, and he has to sift through all of it to remember how the hell to deal with this. )

I want both of you. That's obvious enough, right? I mean--I've been with both of you. I don't mind if you want to. . ( shoulders lift in an idle shrug; he probably doesn't need to go into detail there. ) but I don't want to make anyone needlessly uncomfortable. I'd be just as happy pulling Teddy in and shoving my tongue down his throat while you keep that up. ( the hands down his hips, carefully remapping the shape of him. )

If you two want to do stuff, I don't mind that either.

This is fucking delightful. You vanished an uncertain teenage sweetheart and returned a sexually voracious sausage. I'm loving this. Teddy! Teddy, do as the man says and kiss him, we'll celebrate Billy's "woke" manhood with a Kaplan sandwich!

[ Laughing where he cleaves up behind his boyfriend, Loki hooks his chin over a shoulder and digs his nails into those hips.

Elatedly, he declares of Billy, ]

I always knew you were a deviant!

Seriously?

[He kind of wants to ask how Billy's been with both of them-- he kind of hopes by 22, they've finally managed to have sex if they're still together and not just fool around. Not that fooling around isn't fantastic and perfect or anything--

But all of that doesn't matter right now. It's weird to think several years passed right before their eyes, but Billy is saying he doesn't mind doing things and Loki is encouraging it, so-- screw it. If they're not going to feel awkward about it, then neither is he, he guesses.

Teddy takes a step forward to tangle his hand into Billy's hair as he moves in for a deep, hungry kiss. It feels like forever since he's gotten to kiss Billy like that, between Texas and all the fighting and uncertainty.]

( there are numerous things he wants to throw back at loki for his. er. commentary, and billy's two seconds from turning his head around and bitching him out over it, sexually voracious is a bit much, honestly, he isn't that much of a deviant, and who even uses woke, god.

but before he can get out any protests teddy's got fingers in his hair, he's leaning in and pressing a good hard kiss to his lips and if teddy's fine with it, if loki's gong to egg them on--billy's not going to be the spoil sport that ruins it.

a muffled moan presses against teddy's lips as billy squirms his hips, presses backwards into loki's grip while arms raise up to wrap around teddy's neck. the shove his tongue down teddy's throat wasn't exaggerating by much--teddy presses in hungrily and billy returns the favor, tongue tracing along the roof of his mouth, over teeth, tries to tattoo his own taste into him. it--hasn't been long since he's kissed teddy, no, and billy's spent several years learning what he likes, what he's into, how teddy likes to be touched, even if this one doesn't remember it. )

[ Loki had permission to be as handsy and mouthy as he likes while the pair of them mack and swap spittle, which is just what he does. He distractedly nibbles at an earlobe and neck with the majority of his attention on feeling up Billy's lithe new thighs and pert ass (not much different there), settling him on his lap as Loki runs spread fingers up galactic sides to seek out abs and a toned chest, kneading and groping.

Hopefully the three of them won't topple over. ]

[Teddy echos a moan, slightly more desperate than he'd like, but-- it's kind of unfair how much better at kissing Billy has apparently gotten. He responds to it eagerly, wanting to memorize the way their lips meet, the way Billy tastes. He tries to shift with them, careful not to lose his balance even as Loki seems to pull Billy back.

His hands leave Billy's hair to smooth down over his shoulders, down his chest where they brush by Loki's on their way down -- and maybe a bit to his surprise, it sends more of a jolt through him than inspires any awkwardness.]

( two sets of hands, two mouths and fuck if that isn't at least a little overwhelming. billy can't even say it's--the first time, he remembers when loki got jealous of himself well enough, and it's good that he's not getting bitty with teddy here, but it's hard as fuck to keep up with them both.

his mouth pulls away once billy has run out of air, unable to breathe and kiss at the same time with hands in his hair, over thighs, over his ass and a mouth nipping away at whatever exposed skin it can get to. it takes him a moment to string together two thoughts, but-- )

Glad to know my time spent at the gym's appreciated.

( with a grin on wet lips, weight resting back against the godling. )

Pretty sure you're the deviant here, Loki.

Says the middle of the man-wich.

[ Billy may need a breather but he'll learn that two boyfriends means needing twice the stamina, with Loki stealing a kiss of his own as lurid and lingering as he can make it. His hands guide Teddy's to Billy's nipples over soft grey fabric, letting him in on Billy's weak spots while Loki licks his own taste into the witch. ]

I think we're all complicit in deviancy at the moment, you know. No point in throwing around blame.

[Teddy murmurs, a little breathless himself as he watches Loki lean in for his own kiss. This isn't how he expected tonight to go even slightly, but he can't say he minds it all that much when Billy seems to be reacting so strongly.

He lets Loki guide his hands where he wants them to go, breath catching as he feels soft, thin fabric under his fingertips, the line of muscles--

He definitely appreciates the time at the gym.]

Have I ever told you how much I love your new suit?

[He manages a grin, his expression a little darker, hungrier as his fingers tease Billy through the fabric.

Honestly, Billy had to pick two boyfriends with possibly endless stamina... he should have known he was maybe getting in over his head.]

( between loki and teddy there is no time for retorts, any sass stifled by having not one, but two high energy, high stamina pretty boys working over him. maybe he has a few regrets about saying any of that out loud.

one hand staying to press against teddy's shoulder and billy moves the other to wrap around loki's neck, using arms to try and keep himself up where legs soon begin to fail him. between the both of them he can't--imagine himself lasting like this very long. especially not with loki kissing him like that, earning soft whimpers when the combination of kisses and teddy's teasing causes shudders to run through his spine.

before he's pulling back and away from loki's mouth, biting down onto his lower lip with another soft moan as one leg shifts forward, shoves a thigh in between teddy's. )

Can we--put someone else in the middle, I don't have the stamina for--ah, fuck--one of you, let alone--both.

[ Tugging on Billy's lower lip with his teeth, he nips him when Billy needs to breathe instead of kiss. Loki grins, head tilting into the caresses through his hair, and with his body framing Billy's to keep him upright he runs his hands down the V of his pelvis to frame a clothed cock, kneading at the crease of Billy's thighs. He never looks away for a moment. ]

Absolutely not, you're the one we both want to wreck. And one day, once dear Teddy is practiced enough, we'll both be inside you at the same time.

[His breath catches when Billy's leg is suddenly between his thighs and he presses down against him. There's really no sense in hiding how much he wants this, right? Especially with Billy reacting so strongly to both of them.

Heat spreads through him at Loki's words and he fumbles with words to even say in return -- being the one severely lacking in experience here kind of sucks in that regard. But after a moment, he licks his lips and offers up a grin.]

But right now-- you don't have to worry about lasting, you know. I think we're both just happy enough to get to touch you. [Whether his stamina holds out or not.]

... Maybe this would be easier in a bed though?

[Just so, you know, no embarrassing toppling over or something happens.]

( billy flushes up to the tips of his ears when loki's hands slip down between his legs; he's. very obviously reacting, legs spreading out as best as he can while still balancing on the one heel that is still pressed into the ground and--

yes, this is going to be the end of him, right here. teddy at his front, loki at his back and there's a moment where he stops. wonders what the fuck he did to deserve two guys as pretty as these two eager to make out with him in the middle of a near-empty apartment while sandwiching him between them.

for a moment. before his breath's hitching and he's looking back up to loki. )

You're both too big for that. And I--god, my bed's a single, I can't fix it if I can't concentrate--

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