[Oh my god, he has to cover his mouth to stop from laughing too hard.]
No it's-- close your hand around it, it's more subtle than it seems but uh, it's pretty good.
[Listen, he's fine at talking about this stuff in the abstract but it's Different actually talking about his own experiences with a relative stranger.]
[ Molly chuckles, realized he hasn't laughed this much in quite a while. He's been too busy trying to figure out how to be alone, and all the strange pain that came with that.
This was just silly enough to take his mind off it. Apparently what he needed was looking at weird sex toys with an elf he barely knew. ]
What are aphros? Like aphrodisiacs? Food and such?
[Taako already broke Molly once, he doesn't need to do it again.]
That's the ones, but not like the bullshit that people sell that does not actually work, most of 'em here are legit. There's one that comes in a powder form that's very good, they break it out at parties, but there's plenty of other shit too.
It's not like fuck-or-die shit, it just kinda makes you buzzed and horny and everything feels extra good, no worse than booze.
[Which still like, valid if Molly doesn't want to mess with that, but he doesn't want to give a bad impression, since most people in the Quarantine are very good about consent stuff.]
[ That does take out the tension in his spine, and Molly nods - mollified. ]
Alright, that sounds like more my thing. I had some mushrooms not too long ago, it was enough to make me see floating fish. Something lighter than that would be wonderful.
If you're just chilling with us you don't gotta pay, it's cool. We do trades half the time anyway for the stuff, turns out dudes who grow weed are suckers for baked goods.
Oh, and here I thought nudity always worked. I'm rather certain one of my friends would react the same, though, so I feel your pain.
[ Whether or not Beau is a lesbian isn't his business, but he doubts she wants to see his dick when he's not cosplaying the worst venereal disease in all of Exandria. ]
[ He had never done a boring thing while naked, so Molly approves of this 100%. You just found fun shit to do wit your ass hanging out. ]
Some people just cannot appreciate art. It's their loss.
[ Moving towards the last corner of the store, the tiefling makes a surprised and pleased noise to see some claw covers. Two of his own were cut and filed down, but this? This was perfect. ]
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No it's-- close your hand around it, it's more subtle than it seems but uh, it's pretty good.
[Listen, he's fine at talking about this stuff in the abstract but it's Different actually talking about his own experiences with a relative stranger.]
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This is bloody amazing.
[ Handing it back to Taako, he shakes his head a bit. ]
I don't think it's for me, though. I'd get motion sickness or something.
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I won't even show you the vibrating cock rings, then.
[Since those might be a bit next level.]
What're your feelings on aphros, cause they got a whole variety here?
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[ Molly chuckles, realized he hasn't laughed this much in quite a while. He's been too busy trying to figure out how to be alone, and all the strange pain that came with that.
This was just silly enough to take his mind off it. Apparently what he needed was looking at weird sex toys with an elf he barely knew. ]
What are aphros? Like aphrodisiacs? Food and such?
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[Taako already broke Molly once, he doesn't need to do it again.]
That's the ones, but not like the bullshit that people sell that does not actually work, most of 'em here are legit. There's one that comes in a powder form that's very good, they break it out at parties, but there's plenty of other shit too.
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While I do enjoy some good drug-based experiences, I wouldn't mix that with sex. It could be taken advantage of.
[ Consent is important, casually affectionate personality aside. ]
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[Which still like, valid if Molly doesn't want to mess with that, but he doesn't want to give a bad impression, since most people in the Quarantine are very good about consent stuff.]
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Alright, that sounds like more my thing. I had some mushrooms not too long ago, it was enough to make me see floating fish. Something lighter than that would be wonderful.
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[Psychedelics can be a little much sometimes, they're better saved for a special occasion.]
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[ Getting stoned would be so much better than dangerous shrooms that seriously messed him and Beau up the next day. ]
When I get myself some money, I will definitely be interested.
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[What a shock, really.]
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[ Is he flirting? Is he being a little shit? Who the fuck knows. ]
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You gotta warn me if you're gonna take clothes off, I often have a lesbian in the house and she'd kill me.
[Taako please.]
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Oh, and here I thought nudity always worked. I'm rather certain one of my friends would react the same, though, so I feel your pain.
[ Whether or not Beau is a lesbian isn't his business, but he doubts she wants to see his dick when he's not cosplaying the worst venereal disease in all of Exandria. ]
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[Halfway between teasing and the legit truth because nudity is a pretty good bargaining chip in the right circumstances.]
You'd think eventually she'd stop caring after seeing me naked like a dozen times, but I guess that's just how it is.
[Look. Things happened on the Starblaster. Sometimes nudity was unavoidable.]
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Some people just cannot appreciate art. It's their loss.
[ Moving towards the last corner of the store, the tiefling makes a surprised and pleased noise to see some claw covers. Two of his own were cut and filed down, but this? This was perfect. ]
I adore this place.
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[Both things are good things.]
You gotta cater to all types, you know?
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[ Insert that meme here. ]
Ah, yes. It's surprisingly nice to see that they understand the problems of the more diverse clientele.
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Considering some of the shit I've seen here, helping out whatever folks have claws is like, the easiest problem to solve.
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[ Molly chuckles a little, tail swishing with glee. ]
It's good to see that this place is worth my time.
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[At least he's an elf, not a fairy, so there's probably not anything super dangerous about owing him a debt. Maybe.]
Bullshit aside, some of it's not too bad.
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I admit it is growing on me, so I'll forgive it for stealing me from everyone I know.
[ He doesn't. ]