[closed] this is a catch-all

[spellslots]

who: Taako + others
what: Assorted
when: June
where: Around the city
warnings: Sex/sex toy talk, will update if necessary

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[spellslots]

If you're just chilling with us you don't gotta pay, it's cool. We do trades half the time anyway for the stuff, turns out dudes who grow weed are suckers for baked goods.

[What a shock, really.]

[devilstongue]

Fair is fair. I can always entertain.

[ Is he flirting? Is he being a little shit? Who the fuck knows. ]

[spellslots]

[Molly please.]

You gotta warn me if you're gonna take clothes off, I often have a lesbian in the house and she'd kill me.

[Taako please.]

[devilstongue]

[ These two are gonna be a mess. ]

Oh, and here I thought nudity always worked. I'm rather certain one of my friends would react the same, though, so I feel your pain.

[ Whether or not Beau is a lesbian isn't his business, but he doubts she wants to see his dick when he's not cosplaying the worst venereal disease in all of Exandria. ]

[spellslots]

Nudity mostly works.

[Halfway between teasing and the legit truth because nudity is a pretty good bargaining chip in the right circumstances.]

You'd think eventually she'd stop caring after seeing me naked like a dozen times, but I guess that's just how it is.

[Look. Things happened on the Starblaster. Sometimes nudity was unavoidable.]

[devilstongue]

[ He had never done a boring thing while naked, so Molly approves of this 100%. You just found fun shit to do wit your ass hanging out. ]

Some people just cannot appreciate art. It's their loss.

[ Moving towards the last corner of the store, the tiefling makes a surprised and pleased noise to see some claw covers. Two of his own were cut and filed down, but this? This was perfect. ]

I adore this place.

[spellslots]

I dunno if you're bragging or paying me a compliment, but I dig it either way.

[Both things are good things.]

You gotta cater to all types, you know?

[devilstongue]

Definitely both.

[ Insert that meme here. ]

Ah, yes. It's surprisingly nice to see that they understand the problems of the more diverse clientele.

[spellslots]

[That was the correct answer, judging by Taako's grin.]

Considering some of the shit I've seen here, helping out whatever folks have claws is like, the easiest problem to solve.

[devilstongue]

I am forever indebted to you, Taako.

[ Molly chuckles a little, tail swishing with glee. ]

It's good to see that this place is worth my time.

[spellslots]

I'll have to remember that.

[At least he's an elf, not a fairy, so there's probably not anything super dangerous about owing him a debt. Maybe.]

Bullshit aside, some of it's not too bad.

[devilstongue]

[ He's pretty prepared for Taako to take advantage of it, wink wink. ]

I admit it is growing on me, so I'll forgive it for stealing me from everyone I know.

[ He doesn't. ]