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Ivar "The Boneless" Ragnarsson ([personal profile] ragnarsson) wrote in [community profile] riverviewlogs2017-12-10 12:20 pm

The Yule Log

who: The Norse and everyone else in the city!
what: The Norse celebrate Yule. Gods help everyone.
when: December 22nd, Winter Solstice
where: Somewhere outside
warnings: Alcohol, drugs, animal sacrifice, blood play, rough foreplay, sex. Will update if necessary.



The Yule celebration has gotten underway on the Winter Solstice and it promises to be a most interesting night. The Norse have gone all out with this affair to make sure it's going to be a success. First thing to be spotted is a bonfire, so big that you might want to be careful not to trip around it, because you'll fall right in. There's plenty of room for dancing too, if you feel like grooving to a beat that's a little more unusual than most.

The Yule celebration shares a lot of similarities with Christmas, so it's a good time for gift giving. There's little shoes on a table, mimicking the tradition where Odin would leave presents for good children by putting them in their shoes. Claim one as your own and maybe a friend will leave a gift inside one for you. Watch it though. Any grinches will be fed to the Yule Cat.

There's a table set up to the right of the bonfire with food, mostly of the hearty kind that the Norse seem to prefer, and of course, lots of alcohol. Please remember not to get into any drinking contests with the gods. They will observe no responsibility for what happens afterward.

There are also mushrooms for consumption, provided by everyone's favorite psychotic Viking, Ivar The Boneless. These ones are directly from his home world, which means they come with a variety of side effects. They have the ability to make a person hallucinate quite a bit. But they can also make people much more horny than usual. Lastly, there's the effect that hits some people in making them extremely violent. Sometimes one effect hits, sometimes more than one. In any case, anyone who consumes some is assured to have an...interesting time.

On a lighter note, there's mistletoe scattered around, hung from the trees and tent beams. Fun fact: the Vikings were the first one to use it for the tradition of kissing. Of course, they also believed it was a plant that was powerful enough to kill a god, so the kissing was ostensibly for protection.

At the height of the night, there will be an animal sacrifice done. A goat is slaughtered and the blood from it is gathered into a couple of bowls. If you'd really like to go all out like a Viking, paint your face in the still-warm blood, or drink a little bit of it. Otherwise, enjoy freshly seared chunks of goat as it bastes over the bonfire.

Have fun, drink, fight, and remember to make your ancestors proud!
storradr: (3)

[personal profile] storradr 2017-12-12 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Through his slightly drunken haze the question 'who invited horses to the party' most certainly crossed his mind, but then his cup had been empty and he'd gotten distracted.

It wasn't until one of the horses came wandering close to the fire, a very odd thing for a horse to be doing anyway, that he once again noticed they were around. Or were they? He blinked and it was certainly no horse in the chair beside him, but a woman.

He was really starting to second-guess his decision to partake in the mushrooms. Rubbing his eyes, he looked at her again. Still a woman. Alright then.]


Of course. [He passed the cup he'd been using over to her without any hesitation. He had, after all, just refilled it. After a moment, he also offered her one of the animal fur blankets that were placed around the fire.]
ikols: i'm so pretty (♀ gotta kiss myself)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-12-12 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks, beardy.

[ Her gaze lingers on him as she drains the cup in one draught, tossing it back over in exchange for the blanket. That, she wraps around her shoulders for the sheer softness when she lies back down, not out of concern for the cold. ]

I'm taking over this cot for a while, will you make sure no one falls on me?

[ Awful lot of rowdy partiers around. ]
Edited 2017-12-12 20:53 (UTC)
storradr: (173)

[personal profile] storradr 2017-12-12 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That's one I haven't heard before. [His eyebrows had shot up at the nickname. Of all the things he'd been called, and he'd 'earned' quite a few nicknames in his time, 'Beardy' had never been one of them. In fact, compared to most, his beard was fairly lackluster.]

Hmm. I can make no promises. [He made it sound like it was very regrettable.] You're too far. [Was that an invitation to get close? Yes. Yes, it most definitely was.]
ikols: you lose (♀ you try to melt my heart)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-12-12 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The look she slides him is one under shuttered lashes, peering flatly. She can play this game even when the lights are dancing and her head is swimming. ]

Should I summon my serpent to guard me, then? She has a taste for any who would cause me harm but I don't like to disturb her on her night off.
storradr: (633)

[personal profile] storradr 2017-12-12 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[He leaned back, threading his hands behind his head as he relaxed, eyeing the woman from the corner of his eyes.]

You give your servant a night off? And expect others to do her job? [He scoffed at the idea, half teasing, half serious.]
ikols: but i hate to overrate you (♀ i don't hate you)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-12-12 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
She's better on her guard than any human I've met.

[ Parodying him, Loki cushions her head in her arms, ankles folding. ]

But she isn't a servant, I don't have those. These days.
storradr: (567)

[personal profile] storradr 2017-12-12 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
She guards you and you may summon her, but she is not a servant? [He raised an eyebrow.] She sounds like a servant.

[He did, however, look genuinely puzzled why the woman wouldn't have servants. From her appearance, Ragnar would have guessed that she could afford them.]
ikols: SLYTHERIN? (mind if i)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-12-12 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope you're drunk or hard of hearing, and not stupid.

[ Raising an arm, green magic shines in a long twisting twirl as Loki teleports Freyja around the limb. The viper blinks in surprise to be out of the tank in Loki's bedroom and glances around, hissing questions.

Chuckling, Loki murmurs up to her in response, ]
I didn't know you were napping, I'm sorry.
storradr: (567)

[personal profile] storradr 2017-12-12 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[He gives the woman an annoyed glare but nothing more. Afterall, he wasn't the one making ridiculous claims about being able to summo- and then she summoned the snake.

Ragnar sat up and, contrary to any reaction that would make sense for someone who didn't want to die by viper bite, he leaned closer to get a better look.]


How did you-?
ikols: them good girls (♀ this one's for them hood girls)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-12-12 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Magic. [ And then, because it's a Norse hodown, ] Seidr.

[ The snake's beady eyes lock onto the stranger and she bares her fangs, tiny though they are. ]

Freyja is one of the most poisonous snakes in this realm.

[ NICE TO MEET YOU. ]
storradr: (528)

[personal profile] storradr 2017-12-12 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ragnar hadn't actually ever heard of Seidr. Or maybe he had, from Floki, and he's just tuned him out. In regards to magic, he tried to stay far, far away. The price that the gods demanded for that kind of thing was often much steeper than it was worth.

So, here he was, drunkenly staring down a snake.]


Are you threatening me with your snake at my friend's Yuletide celebration? [Seriously?]
ikols: hot damn (♀ i'm too hot)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-12-13 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
My celebration ... [ Ignore the fact all of Yule is not to praise her, shut up. Her eyes narrow. ] Who is your friend?
Edited 2017-12-13 00:01 (UTC)
storradr: (408)

[personal profile] storradr 2017-12-13 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yours? [He assumed she meant that she'd been in charge of organizing and throwing the party. It was possible, he might have misunderstood Ivar.] Boneless. Uh, Ivar.
ikols: then i'm gonna LIE LIE LIE (♀ if i gotta sin again)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-12-14 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Mine. I know Ivar, I became his patron god when he first arrived.

[ Kicking her heels on the cot. She's just that nice, adopting angry young man. ]
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[personal profile] storradr 2017-12-15 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
You are a god? [A-fucking-nother god? This was getting ridiculous.] And which one are you? [He had a feeling Ivar had made a very poor decision, but it wasn't his place to say one way or another. That might change once he found out that Ivar was his son.]
ikols: blood runs cold (♀ if you love like that)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-12-15 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm Thor.

[ The straightest face ever. ]
storradr: (1306)

[personal profile] storradr 2017-12-16 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[He sighed. It was so unbelievable that he wasn't even annoyed.]

I'm sure you are. And I am Auðumbla. [He had a guess who she really was, but he wasn't sure why she would lie, especially so atrociously.]
ikols: ur about 2 bloom (♀ ur a cherry blossom)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-12-16 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Because shrooms, sir. ]

You're a mighty fine looking cow, in that case!
storradr: (2)

[personal profile] storradr 2017-12-16 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Ragnar smiled broadly.]

I know. That's what all the bulls say.
ikols: your sight must be improved (♀ gentlemen let me take the stage)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-12-21 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
All the bulls? I could ask one for you, you won't have met him yet ...

[ What a subtle, not at all intoxicated wink. ]
storradr: (16)

[personal profile] storradr 2017-12-22 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm. I have my eyes on someone, but you've made me curious. Who would you ask?

[Ragnar smirked in return, amused and happy to be entertained.]
ikols: of the woody nightshade (for i feel the gripe)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-12-24 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Between one blink and the next, Loki switches from female to male, a just-as-cocky brow raised. ]

The only person worth trusting, of course. Myself!
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[personal profile] storradr 2017-12-25 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Ragnar blinks a few more times before rubbing his hand over his face. He actually reached out slowly to touch Loki, a light brush to his sleeve, just to make sure he wasn't hallucinating this entire thing.]

Can you stay one person now? [He wasn't sure how else to ask that, but as drunk as he was with the mushrooms on top of that the constant changes were making his head spin a bit.] Hm. So... you are not Freya. [Another random comment, but that had been his guess... when she'd been a she still.]
ikols: before my inevitable escape (and now)

[personal profile] ikols 2018-01-19 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
I've been one person all along.

[ He rolls onto his side, patting Ragnar on the head. ]

Try harder, you're so rude.