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Entry tags:
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- marvel (616): billy kaplan,
- marvel (616): loki laufeyson,
- marvel (mcu): loki,
- marvel (mcu): thor,
- original: aeacinos ixocia,
- star wars: rey,
- the black tapes: alex reagan,
- vikings: gyda ragnarsdottir,
- ✖ chb chronicles: nico di angelo,
- ✖ dmmd: aoba seragaki,
- ✖ dmmd: noiz,
- ✖ game of thrones: daenerys targaryen,
- ✖ game of thrones: jon snow,
- ✖ marvel (616): angela,
- ✖ marvel (mcu): sif,
- ✖ marvel (mcu): valkyrie,
- ✖ marvel (ultimates): tony stark,
- ✖ original: bryn zethir,
- ✖ original: jamie dodger,
- ✖ original: letha regis,
- ✖ osomatsu-san: osomatsu matsuno,
- ✖ the covenant: caleb danvers,
- ✖ the covenant: chase collins,
- ✖ vikings: ivar ragnarsson,
- ✖ vikings: ragnar lothbrok
The Yule Log
who: The Norse and everyone else in the city!
what: The Norse celebrate Yule. Gods help everyone.
when: December 22nd, Winter Solstice
where: Somewhere outside
warnings: Alcohol, drugs, animal sacrifice, blood play, rough foreplay, sex. Will update if necessary.
The Yule celebration has gotten underway on the Winter Solstice and it promises to be a most interesting night. The Norse have gone all out with this affair to make sure it's going to be a success. First thing to be spotted is a bonfire, so big that you might want to be careful not to trip around it, because you'll fall right in. There's plenty of room for dancing too, if you feel like grooving to a beat that's a little more unusual than most.
The Yule celebration shares a lot of similarities with Christmas, so it's a good time for gift giving. There's little shoes on a table, mimicking the tradition where Odin would leave presents for good children by putting them in their shoes. Claim one as your own and maybe a friend will leave a gift inside one for you. Watch it though. Any grinches will be fed to the Yule Cat.
There's a table set up to the right of the bonfire with food, mostly of the hearty kind that the Norse seem to prefer, and of course, lots of alcohol. Please remember not to get into any drinking contests with the gods. They will observe no responsibility for what happens afterward.
There are also mushrooms for consumption, provided by everyone's favorite psychotic Viking, Ivar The Boneless. These ones are directly from his home world, which means they come with a variety of side effects. They have the ability to make a person hallucinate quite a bit. But they can also make people much more horny than usual. Lastly, there's the effect that hits some people in making them extremely violent. Sometimes one effect hits, sometimes more than one. In any case, anyone who consumes some is assured to have an...interesting time.
On a lighter note, there's mistletoe scattered around, hung from the trees and tent beams. Fun fact: the Vikings were the first one to use it for the tradition of kissing. Of course, they also believed it was a plant that was powerful enough to kill a god, so the kissing was ostensibly for protection.
At the height of the night, there will be an animal sacrifice done. A goat is slaughtered and the blood from it is gathered into a couple of bowls. If you'd really like to go all out like a Viking, paint your face in the still-warm blood, or drink a little bit of it. Otherwise, enjoy freshly seared chunks of goat as it bastes over the bonfire.
Have fun, drink, fight, and remember to make your ancestors proud!
what: The Norse celebrate Yule. Gods help everyone.
when: December 22nd, Winter Solstice
where: Somewhere outside
warnings: Alcohol, drugs, animal sacrifice, blood play, rough foreplay, sex. Will update if necessary.
The Yule celebration has gotten underway on the Winter Solstice and it promises to be a most interesting night. The Norse have gone all out with this affair to make sure it's going to be a success. First thing to be spotted is a bonfire, so big that you might want to be careful not to trip around it, because you'll fall right in. There's plenty of room for dancing too, if you feel like grooving to a beat that's a little more unusual than most.
The Yule celebration shares a lot of similarities with Christmas, so it's a good time for gift giving. There's little shoes on a table, mimicking the tradition where Odin would leave presents for good children by putting them in their shoes. Claim one as your own and maybe a friend will leave a gift inside one for you. Watch it though. Any grinches will be fed to the Yule Cat.
There's a table set up to the right of the bonfire with food, mostly of the hearty kind that the Norse seem to prefer, and of course, lots of alcohol. Please remember not to get into any drinking contests with the gods. They will observe no responsibility for what happens afterward.
There are also mushrooms for consumption, provided by everyone's favorite psychotic Viking, Ivar The Boneless. These ones are directly from his home world, which means they come with a variety of side effects. They have the ability to make a person hallucinate quite a bit. But they can also make people much more horny than usual. Lastly, there's the effect that hits some people in making them extremely violent. Sometimes one effect hits, sometimes more than one. In any case, anyone who consumes some is assured to have an...interesting time.
On a lighter note, there's mistletoe scattered around, hung from the trees and tent beams. Fun fact: the Vikings were the first one to use it for the tradition of kissing. Of course, they also believed it was a plant that was powerful enough to kill a god, so the kissing was ostensibly for protection.
At the height of the night, there will be an animal sacrifice done. A goat is slaughtered and the blood from it is gathered into a couple of bowls. If you'd really like to go all out like a Viking, paint your face in the still-warm blood, or drink a little bit of it. Otherwise, enjoy freshly seared chunks of goat as it bastes over the bonfire.
Have fun, drink, fight, and remember to make your ancestors proud!
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[ Parodying him, Loki cushions her head in her arms, ankles folding. ]
But she isn't a servant, I don't have those. These days.
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[He did, however, look genuinely puzzled why the woman wouldn't have servants. From her appearance, Ragnar would have guessed that she could afford them.]
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[ Raising an arm, green magic shines in a long twisting twirl as Loki teleports Freyja around the limb. The viper blinks in surprise to be out of the tank in Loki's bedroom and glances around, hissing questions.
Chuckling, Loki murmurs up to her in response, ] I didn't know you were napping, I'm sorry.
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Ragnar sat up and, contrary to any reaction that would make sense for someone who didn't want to die by viper bite, he leaned closer to get a better look.]
How did you-?
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[ The snake's beady eyes lock onto the stranger and she bares her fangs, tiny though they are. ]
Freyja is one of the most poisonous snakes in this realm.
[ NICE TO MEET YOU. ]
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So, here he was, drunkenly staring down a snake.]
Are you threatening me with your snake at my friend's Yuletide celebration? [Seriously?]
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[ Kicking her heels on the cot. She's just that nice, adopting angry young man. ]
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[ The straightest face ever. ]
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I'm sure you are. And I am Auðumbla. [He had a guess who she really was, but he wasn't sure why she would lie, especially so atrociously.]
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You're a mighty fine looking cow, in that case!
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I know. That's what all the bulls say.
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[ What a subtle, not at all intoxicated wink. ]
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[Ragnar smirked in return, amused and happy to be entertained.]
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The only person worth trusting, of course. Myself!
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Can you stay one person now? [He wasn't sure how else to ask that, but as drunk as he was with the mushrooms on top of that the constant changes were making his head spin a bit.] Hm. So... you are not Freya. [Another random comment, but that had been his guess... when she'd been a she still.]
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[ He rolls onto his side, patting Ragnar on the head. ]
Try harder, you're so rude.