william "billy" kaplan | wιccan (
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riverviewlogs2017-11-16 12:22 pm
(closed) open the door that's shut;
who: Billy Kaplan, Chase Collins, Caleb Danvers, Sarah Wenham, and Loki. the disaster squad.
what: three witches, a god, and a girl who deserves way better than this bullshit walk into a bar.
when: November 16th
where: Floor 2 of communal housing.
warnings: none yet!! a bunch of magically inclined teenagers and loki though, so.
what: three witches, a god, and a girl who deserves way better than this bullshit walk into a bar.
when: November 16th
where: Floor 2 of communal housing.
warnings: none yet!! a bunch of magically inclined teenagers and loki though, so.
( because why not get a fairly large gathering of overpowered late teens, early twenties (appearing) people all gathered into one room? that seems like an excellent idea.
billy calls loki into the dining room; chase, caleb, and sarah's beds are all in the room across the hall from him, but they're close enough, and billy had given caleb a bit of forewarning about loki. shifty gods. loki teleports his way in like the cheater god he is, and billy pulls him out of the corner he lands in with a hand to his shoulder, gestures to him with his free hand. )
So uh--this is Loki, Norse god of Mischief. I'm sure you've heard of him, right? He's pretty well-known.

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Under the light of a mage's moon.'
But hopefully not today, hm? Four magical moons is somewhat overkill and you've survived this long.
[ Green eyes rake the assorted trio as Loki enters the room with Billy, assessing the fields of energy by sending out tendrils of his own power toward his new quarry to seek out the hairs on arms and backs of necks. The room singes with ozone. ]
Billy tells me his housemates are incredibly cute, so here I am.
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Look, it's not every day you get to come face-to-face with your favorite god! And said favorite god is cute as hell, so that's a bonus. Plus, there's all that power, just radiating from him, so different from the destructive, parasitic force flowing through his own veins.
So maybe he's a little star struck. Not that he'll ever admit it. No, Chase is just gonna play it cool, grinning even as Loki's power sends a shiver up his spine. ]
Billy said that, huh? [ Chase shifts his gaze to Billy for a moment and gives him a wink. OH, YOU... ] I may've heard of you before. Here and there.
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He steps forward and offers a hand, not to shake but to scoop up Chase's and buff a brief kiss over his knuckles. Good humour runs through his tone with a chuckle, thickening his accent.
Bitches love accents.]What a coincidence, here and there is in my purview. Pray tell, did you hear about me through myth or on CNN? Because I've been portrayed by both most publicly.
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GUYGOD. GIVING HIM ATTENTION. Of course he's going to eat it up, especially since he's eager to focus on something besides his enemies from home.But hey, at least he doesn't giggle like a total fool or anything. ]
All myth where I'm from. Unfortunately. [ Wouldn't it be better if magic and gods existed out in the open? He likes to think so. Then he wouldn't have had to waste the past five years hiding his abilities. ] I didn't think you'd be so enchanting in real life. [ Of course he's going to drop any magic puns where he can. ]
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I don't recommend soliciting any other Loki's for a good time, [ one way or another, ] I tend to be, ah, less sociable in most universes.
[ And insane, but. ]
But I bet you're this lovely in every universe.
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("Worry about it later." Basically the philosophy Chase lives by.) ]
I like to think I'm the best version of me.
[ Ha ha... ha... No, there's probably some Chase in some universe who's actually a functional human being. But would that Chase be as delightful as him? Doubtful. ]
How do you know Billy?
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[ Ah, but ... how to broach the topic of Me And Billy, it sticks in the back of his throat as he raises a brow and glances over. He did promise he wouldn't lie but he doesn't know how much Billy wants to reveal about their morbid history. ]
I wanted his attention because he was the prettiest boy around, so I invited myself on a roadtrip with him and his friends. Alas, he has a boyfriend and continues to break my heart!
[ Enough truth with the silliness to keep things buoyant in the conversation. ]
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You were like twelve. Don’t make it weird!
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It was a very inconvenient body to be trapped within.
[ Couldn't bear it, in fact, the guilt was literally crippling. No need to share that detail, though, and he spreads his arms. ]
Billy used a spell to create this older form from the original! Didn't he do well? Although I can't seem to grow armpit hair, weirdly.
SORRY FOR THE LATE, prepping a feast took a toll on me
[ What? Billy's a cute guy! And magical! Two things that appeal to Chase! Of course, normally he'd never say anything to that end out loud, because flirting tended to go hand-in-hand with things like dating and romance, which have never been priorities for him (magic being way more important in his eyes, and time consuming enough).
But he's also rarely been in a position where he could talk about how hot guys are with any degree of openness. Like with magic, his sexuality's generally been something he kept close to his chest. So maybe that's why he's looking Loki over, tapping his lips as if he's assessing the god. ]
Oh, he definitely did a great job... Besides-- [ Chase waves a hand and grins. ] I'm a swimmer. Less hair's an asset.
[ Also, maybe he's got an ulterior motive in being kind of flirty just loud enough for Caleb to hear. ]
np np
A swimmer! How convenient that I know of a lake which lately sprung up in the jungle, perhaps we could all go sometime.
[ A lake that exists because Loki iced miles of the jungle in a fit of emotional instability, but whatever. Everything that was frozen has melted and the lake is a nice scar on the moon, now. ]
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I'm in. Bet I could heat up the water if it's too cold out. [ Then he can swim and get a magic high. Win win. ]
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[ If Chase is wearing them at the time, all the better. ]
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Loki!
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( seriously, loki. come on. at least now he knows for future reference not to to discuss possible cute boys with him; he misses kate. and here he invited loki into his. . other house and everything. )
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[ It's Tease Billy Kaplan Day, evidently. Loki cocks his head confidently, tossing his hair. ]
Never fear, you'll always be the cutest witch to me.
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( doesn't he know how this whole, under the table gossiping over who's cute and who's not thing works. )
And I wasn't worried over it.
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[ In high spirits, he pats Billy on the back and continues to beam like a cat that got the cream. The latter comment makes him huff a laugh under his breath. ]
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I'm not worried over it because I don't care. I mean--you can. . there are clearly a lot of other witches here and--
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My irrevocable favourite, even if there were ten cute witches. Now, let's stop being antisocial with all this hush-hush talk, hm?
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You were so much easier to deal with when the word smooch was enough to set you off. ( it’s said with a pleasant lilt; he doesn’t mind as much as he’s implying. teasing loki isn’t what he called him here for, so billy does turn his attention elsewhere. )
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Nice to meet you. Do you just go by Loki or is there some particular title and naming convention we should be following?
[ That seems like a relatively reasonable question to ask, and he manages to frown at Chase almost immediately. It's like...Vanity and Power², which seems dangerous. Then again Loki kissed his knuckles and Caleb should really focus on something else, now. Not on who's cute to whom or whatever. ]
That's Chase. [ Since he didn't bother introducing himself. ] I'm Caleb and this is Sarah.
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So stiff, Master Caleb! Just Loki will do.
[ His smirk turns into a gentler smile when it turns on Sarah and he curtseys before her, the same way he did for the new Thor. ]
Hello, Sarah! Nice to meet you. If you're feeling out-numbered by all these gross boys I'd be happy to even out the ratio.
[ A blur shifts over the godling like heat in the Sahara and instead of a young man, a young lady rises from the curtsey; long hair and womanly-shaped in previously slim clothes, but with the same twinkling green eyes. ]
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She offers Loki her hand with a tentative smile. ] He's really not Master Caleb.
[ Is she still a little mad at Caleb? She might be a little mad at Caleb still. ] It's nice to meet you, too. Are you like. Usually a guy? Because I'm fine with whatever you want to be.
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OK. Just Loki it is.
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[ She shapeshifts back into her other gender, his smile the same as he looks between the pair of them. ]
Are you two dating, then?
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[ She says it the same way someone might say 'don't forget to pick up the laundry', as though this kind of thing happens every day.
Tho for Loki who knows it probably does. ]
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If he'd just kept his mouth shut, on any number of levels.
If he'd just gotten here alone, maybe.
Immediately he regrets that thought, expression cycling between hurt and accepting and carefully blank. ]
We should...probably move towards food, yeah? [ He puts his hands in his pockets and looks towards Billy. ] Did we even decide on what we're eating?
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You didn't bring me here just to cook, did you?
[ Billy Kaplan, how dare you!! ]
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It is a safer topic, though, so she manages to smile at Loki when she asks ]
You cook? No offense, but it doesn't seem like something a god would be interested in, I guess.
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He really wants to disappear.
So while he's curious to hear what Loki's response would be, he ducks his head and murmurs ] Excuse me, [ before slipping past Loki and out of the room, into the hallway.
It feels like a coward's way out, and not at all finessed, but at least he doesn't teleport out of the room.
Doesn't mean he doesn't think about it. ]
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He eats potato chips off the floor. ( makes good milkshakes though. ) Hold on a sec.
( it's two steps out of the door that he catches up with caleb, extends a hand out towards him and places it against his shoulder, gently. )
Hey, are you okay?
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Sometimes, I just...I can see why my mother liked to drink so much. [ Or why Chase likes the feeling magic gives him. He can see why, but he's determined not to follow that path, no matter how horrible he feels. ]
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I know of a decent nightclub, if you need a day out. ( the hand on caleb’s shoulder drops unceremoniously, moves back to billy’s side. ) Or if you just need someone to talk to who isn’t involved in the shitty month you’ve had, I’m here.
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[ The nightclub? That'd be a new experience, and he wouldn't mind someone to talk to either. Sarah should have the same, he thinks, and glances over in her direction but doesn't manage eye contact. ]
It's a dumb thing to have gotten twisted up about anyway. [ Since it was a. honest and b. really his fault, anyway. ] It's not like she's wrong.
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the friends who have tried to kill you thing is. well. yeah, a thing. billy wouldn't know how to approach that without knowing the story behind it; chase seemed plastic when he first met him, for the first few minutes. he opened up after the power display started, started looking a lot less fake and a lot more excited, like he does facing loki.
which brings the question of what's going on in chase's mind--especially considering he's a power addict. there are a lot of questions he could ask, but may bring answers billy isn't sure he wants to deal with right now. )
Then why are you getting twisted up over it?
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I mean. She's right, it was only a week before everything went to shit.
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I don't think running out of the room's going to help any? I mean. . I don't know what's going on between you, but maybe you should try talking it out?
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We've tried, kind of, this is squarely on me.
[ Still, Caleb groans and rubs his face. Wonder how much of an idiot I'd look like going back in there. ]
Guess it's time to find out, because that's what he's doing.
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( it's easy to encourage someone else into responsible habits, even when you're not one to practice them yourself. he moves an arm out to gesture caleb back into into the room, helpfully. )
And if it gets messy, I'll teleport whoever's being the loudest all the way to one of the cafes downtown.
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You're a good friend. [ He glances in Sarah's direction and, if he can catch her eye, gives a little smile. ]
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No. [ She forces herself to look away from where Caleb disappeared. ] I did.
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[ Awkward as he feels, though it isn't his fault, he would like to ensure nothing in his purview with these people upsets Billy. ]
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Honestly. [ A laugh that's half laugh and half a vocalized question mark. ] I have no idea. But I don't want to be like... that girlfriend, so let's go with distraction. Midgard, that's earth, right?
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[ Who doesn't, though. Even Loki has Thor posters in his Manhattan apartment. ]
Is there anything you want to know fresh from the source?
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[ And now she is on a weird moon talking to Loki. She considers his question. Honestly, she doesn't know all that much about Norse mythology, which seems oddly rude now. ]
Did you know you were a god? Like when you were little?