wiccant: (tried my best to leave.)
william "billy" kaplan | wιccan ([personal profile] wiccant) wrote in [community profile] riverviewlogs2017-11-16 12:22 pm

(closed) open the door that's shut;

who: Billy Kaplan, Chase Collins, Caleb Danvers, Sarah Wenham, and Loki. the disaster squad.
what: three witches, a god, and a girl who deserves way better than this bullshit walk into a bar.
when: November 16th
where: Floor 2 of communal housing.
warnings: none yet!! a bunch of magically inclined teenagers and loki though, so.
( because why not get a fairly large gathering of overpowered late teens, early twenties (appearing) people all gathered into one room? that seems like an excellent idea.

billy calls loki into the dining room; chase, caleb, and sarah's beds are all in the room across the hall from him, but they're close enough, and billy had given caleb a bit of forewarning about loki. shifty gods. loki teleports his way in like the cheater god he is, and billy pulls him out of the corner he lands in with a hand to his shoulder, gestures to him with his free hand. )


So uh--this is Loki, Norse god of Mischief. I'm sure you've heard of him, right? He's pretty well-known.
ikols: you should fuck me tonight (& if you wanna go to heven)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-16 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
'Many a man will die fair soon,
Under the light of a mage's moon.'


But hopefully not today, hm? Four magical moons is somewhat overkill and you've survived this long.

[ Green eyes rake the assorted trio as Loki enters the room with Billy, assessing the fields of energy by sending out tendrils of his own power toward his new quarry to seek out the hairs on arms and backs of necks. The room singes with ozone. ]

Billy tells me his housemates are incredibly cute, so here I am.
Edited 2017-11-16 21:16 (UTC)
bastardofipswich: DORMS (73)

[personal profile] bastardofipswich 2017-11-17 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Cue: INTERNAL SCREAMING.

Look, it's not every day you get to come face-to-face with your favorite god! And said favorite god is cute as hell, so that's a bonus. Plus, there's all that power, just radiating from him, so different from the destructive, parasitic force flowing through his own veins.

So maybe he's a little star struck. Not that he'll ever admit it. No, Chase is just gonna play it cool, grinning even as Loki's power sends a shiver up his spine. ]


Billy said that, huh? [ Chase shifts his gaze to Billy for a moment and gives him a wink. OH, YOU... ] I may've heard of you before. Here and there.
ikols: that you don't see (i'm the only part of me)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-17 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ His curious smile deepens at the corners of his eyes at the pleasant reception, noting the playful wink at Billy. Oh, Billy may huff and puff about missing Teddy but he's going to have a hard (haha) time ignoring these adorable witches.

He steps forward and offers a hand, not to shake but to scoop up Chase's and buff a brief kiss over his knuckles. Good humour runs through his tone with a chuckle, thickening his accent. Bitches love accents. ]


What a coincidence, here and there is in my purview. Pray tell, did you hear about me through myth or on CNN? Because I've been portrayed by both most publicly.
ikols: forever asking more (in wonderment at you & yours)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-17 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? They clearly are. I don't lie all the time, Billy, shame on you.

[ It's Tease Billy Kaplan Day, evidently. Loki cocks his head confidently, tossing his hair. ]

Never fear, you'll always be the cutest witch to me.
ikols: yeah you took me by surprise (you know how to play it right)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-17 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, sneaky. Although I think you've been thoroughly ratted out already and it's a little late now ...

[ In high spirits, he pats Billy on the back and continues to beam like a cat that got the cream. The latter comment makes him huff a laugh under his breath. ]
ikols: you do (the power of voodoo)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-17 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Leaning down to whisper in Billy's ear, the hand on his back pats him with a gentle drum of fingers before falling away. ]

My irrevocable favourite, even if there were ten cute witches. Now, let's stop being antisocial with all this hush-hush talk, hm?
wiccecraft: (52)

[personal profile] wiccecraft 2017-11-17 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, so. Caleb is not the best at taking compliments, namely because he is an awkward guilt powered magic machine; which means he smiles genuinely but not without a bit of awkwardness from his seat next to Sarah on her bed and stands up. ]

Nice to meet you. Do you just go by Loki or is there some particular title and naming convention we should be following?

[ That seems like a relatively reasonable question to ask, and he manages to frown at Chase almost immediately. It's like...Vanity and Power², which seems dangerous. Then again Loki kissed his knuckles and Caleb should really focus on something else, now. Not on who's cute to whom or whatever. ]

That's Chase. [ Since he didn't bother introducing himself. ] I'm Caleb and this is Sarah.
ikols: but i hate to overrate you (♀ i don't hate you)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-17 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ Caleb is sweet, protocols and manners in a way that flatters, which is why he becomes the next target of teasing. ]

So stiff, Master Caleb! Just Loki will do.

[ His smirk turns into a gentler smile when it turns on Sarah and he curtseys before her, the same way he did for the new Thor. ]

Hello, Sarah! Nice to meet you. If you're feeling out-numbered by all these gross boys I'd be happy to even out the ratio.

[ A blur shifts over the godling like heat in the Sahara and instead of a young man, a young lady rises from the curtsey; long hair and womanly-shaped in previously slim clothes, but with the same twinkling green eyes. ]
bechdelpls: (449)

[personal profile] bechdelpls 2017-11-17 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ WOW OKAY THAT'S... WEIRD AND KIND OF COOL? Mostly weird. But hey, that's life any more, isn't it. Mostly weird with a side of what the hell am I supposed to do about this.

She offers Loki her hand with a tentative smile. ]
He's really not Master Caleb.

[ Is she still a little mad at Caleb? She might be a little mad at Caleb still. ] It's nice to meet you, too. Are you like. Usually a guy? Because I'm fine with whatever you want to be.
wiccecraft: (68)

[personal profile] wiccecraft 2017-11-20 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ WEIRD AND KIND OF COOL is exactly what that is. Loki is pretty attractive in either gender, and Caleb files that away as something he will never mention, thank you very much. He has officially put Sarh through enough. ]

OK. Just Loki it is.
bastardofipswich: MISC (!au: hmm!)

[personal profile] bastardofipswich 2017-11-20 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ IT'S TRUE, THEY DO LOVE ACCENTS, and Chase is no exception. Plus?? The whole hand-kiss thing has his stomach doing backflips, because: CUTE GUY GOD. GIVING HIM ATTENTION. Of course he's going to eat it up, especially since he's eager to focus on something besides his enemies from home.

But hey, at least he doesn't giggle like a total fool or anything. ]


All myth where I'm from. Unfortunately. [ Wouldn't it be better if magic and gods existed out in the open? He likes to think so. Then he wouldn't have had to waste the past five years hiding his abilities. ] I didn't think you'd be so enchanting in real life. [ Of course he's going to drop any magic puns where he can. ]
ikols: gonna make him cream (he's my number one daddy)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-20 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The pun is noted, a grin hitching higher his smile. ]

I don't recommend soliciting any other Loki's for a good time, [ one way or another, ] I tend to be, ah, less sociable in most universes.

[ And insane, but. ]

But I bet you're this lovely in every universe.

[ NICE SAVE?? ]
ikols: don't get cut on my edges (he says ooh baby girl)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-20 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Skewered more male at the moment, but it isn't a great bother either way.

[ She shapeshifts back into her other gender, his smile the same as he looks between the pair of them. ]

Are you two dating, then?
bechdelpls: (189)

[personal profile] bechdelpls 2017-11-20 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
For about a week before Chase tried to kill us. That was a weird bonding experience.

[ She says it the same way someone might say 'don't forget to pick up the laundry', as though this kind of thing happens every day.

Tho for Loki who knows it probably does. ]
Edited 2017-11-20 20:53 (UTC)
wiccecraft: (185)

[personal profile] wiccecraft 2017-11-20 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Caleb really hopes his face isn't doing something incredibly obvious. And yet, this is the first real public mention of things changing between him and Sarah and he knows that it's his fault, not to mention. A week? A week and he told her everything, put her in danger. In a week she almost died just because Chase decided it'd be easier than going after any of them directly.

If he'd just kept his mouth shut, on any number of levels.

If he'd just gotten here alone, maybe.

Immediately he regrets that thought, expression cycling between hurt and accepting and carefully blank.
]

We should...probably move towards food, yeah? [ He puts his hands in his pockets and looks towards Billy. ] Did we even decide on what we're eating?
ikols: in a fairytale (started like a night)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-20 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Glancing from Sarah's blithe reply to Caleb's momentary tell and blatant subject change, he hums agreeably and lets the topic slide. Maybe Chase will get chatty if he enjoys being flattered later. ]

You didn't bring me here just to cook, did you?

[ Billy Kaplan, how dare you!! ]
bechdelpls: (008)

[personal profile] bechdelpls 2017-11-20 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Sarah can't help feeling guilty when she sees the look on Caleb's face. The guilt is immediately chased into a corner by anger at feeling guilty for telling the truth. She really hates this whole feelings merry-go-round.

It is a safer topic, though, so she manages to smile at Loki when she asks ]


You cook? No offense, but it doesn't seem like something a god would be interested in, I guess.
wiccecraft: (202)

[personal profile] wiccecraft 2017-11-20 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Caleb is suddenly hit with the idea that he's a bit extraneous in this conversation; he doesn't know what a god would be interested in, honestly, and also?

He really wants to disappear.

So while he's curious to hear what Loki's response would be, he ducks his head and murmurs
] Excuse me, [ before slipping past Loki and out of the room, into the hallway.

It feels like a coward's way out, and not at all finessed, but at least he doesn't teleport out of the room.

Doesn't mean he doesn't think about it.
]
bastardofipswich: SCHOOL (45)

[personal profile] bastardofipswich 2017-11-20 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Chase raises his brow, though it's good to know. Don't get too friendly with the other Lokis. If there are other Lokis. Unless this Loki's fucking with him, because he's Loki, after all and-- he's not going to think too hard on it right now.

("Worry about it later." Basically the philosophy Chase lives by.) ]


I like to think I'm the best version of me.

[ Ha ha... ha... No, there's probably some Chase in some universe who's actually a functional human being. But would that Chase be as delightful as him? Doubtful. ]

How do you know Billy?
wiccecraft: (15)

[personal profile] wiccecraft 2017-11-21 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Caleb tenses, only slightly, before he releases that tension with a sigh and glances at Billy over his shoulder, shaking his head. ] Mhm. [ As far as non-commital noises go, it's not a very loud one, but Caleb needs a moment to kind of gather himself up before he can decide what to say. ] I'm probably not great...company, right now? Ugh, I'm sorry. It's been a shitty month.

Sometimes, I just...I can see why my mother liked to drink so much. [ Or why Chase likes the feeling magic gives him. He can see why, but he's determined not to follow that path, no matter how horrible he feels. ]
ikols: i'm a special kinda psychic (read my mind cause baby)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-21 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I have to agree, premature though the trust may be. We can live on the wild side today.

[ Ah, but ... how to broach the topic of Me And Billy, it sticks in the back of his throat as he raises a brow and glances over. He did promise he wouldn't lie but he doesn't know how much Billy wants to reveal about their morbid history. ]

I wanted his attention because he was the prettiest boy around, so I invited myself on a roadtrip with him and his friends. Alas, he has a boyfriend and continues to break my heart!

[ Enough truth with the silliness to keep things buoyant in the conversation. ]
ikols: & other poison (safe from pain & truth)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-21 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I do, it's something I learned on Midgard when I got an apartment in ... Manhattan. [ As Caleb makes a sharp exit, Loki watches him go and turns back to Sarah. ] Did I say something out of turn?
ikols: when all i see is grey (show me colours in the sky)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-21 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Grinning as Billy squawks from afar, Loki continues blithely to Chase, ]

It was a very inconvenient body to be trapped within.

[ Couldn't bear it, in fact, the guilt was literally crippling. No need to share that detail, though, and he spreads his arms. ]

Billy used a spell to create this older form from the original! Didn't he do well? Although I can't seem to grow armpit hair, weirdly.
bechdelpls: (236)

[personal profile] bechdelpls 2017-11-21 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Sarah watches Caleb go, guilt and fury doing a lively tango in her heart. If she was a better person, she would go after him. If she was a better girlfriend. ]

No. [ She forces herself to look away from where Caleb disappeared. ] I did.
wiccecraft: (222)

[personal profile] wiccecraft 2017-11-21 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll probably take you up on that.

[ The nightclub? That'd be a new experience, and he wouldn't mind someone to talk to either. Sarah should have the same, he thinks, and glances over in her direction but doesn't manage eye contact. ]

It's a dumb thing to have gotten twisted up about anyway. [ Since it was a. honest and b. really his fault, anyway. ] It's not like she's wrong.
ikols: the things i'm thinking (i shouldn't think)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-21 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Should I ask or provide a lively distraction?

[ Awkward as he feels, though it isn't his fault, he would like to ensure nothing in his purview with these people upsets Billy. ]
wiccecraft: (202)

[personal profile] wiccecraft 2017-11-22 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Because I'm an idiot, [ Caleb says easily, rolling his eyes just a little at himself. It's great, he thinks, that Chase found someone to get along with; it's fine that Sarah hates everything about Chase and there's nothing weird about being the middle ground, there, with both of them angry at him because he dared to have feelings and even further dared to voice them. ]

I mean. She's right, it was only a week before everything went to shit.
bechdelpls: (332)

[personal profile] bechdelpls 2017-11-23 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sarah manages a smile, because Loki, weirdly, is nice. Nice is not something she would associate with a Norse god, particularly not a Norse god of mischief, but seriously, what does she know? ]

Honestly. [ A laugh that's half laugh and half a vocalized question mark. ] I have no idea. But I don't want to be like... that girlfriend, so let's go with distraction. Midgard, that's earth, right?
Edited 2017-11-23 02:39 (UTC)
ikols: or YOU could (i could)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-23 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It is. If you want to bone up on the Norse stuff, Billy's your man. He fanboys my brother Thor.

[ Who doesn't, though. Even Loki has Thor posters in his Manhattan apartment. ]

Is there anything you want to know fresh from the source?
bastardofipswich: DORMS (TheCovenant2266)

SORRY FOR THE LATE, prepping a feast took a toll on me

[personal profile] bastardofipswich 2017-11-27 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A boyfriend? Jefferson shifts his gaze to Billy for a moment, then says to Loki: ] Well. That's disappointing...

[ What? Billy's a cute guy! And magical! Two things that appeal to Chase! Of course, normally he'd never say anything to that end out loud, because flirting tended to go hand-in-hand with things like dating and romance, which have never been priorities for him (magic being way more important in his eyes, and time consuming enough).

But he's also rarely been in a position where he could talk about how hot guys are with any degree of openness. Like with magic, his sexuality's generally been something he kept close to his chest. So maybe that's why he's looking Loki over, tapping his lips as if he's assessing the god. ]


Oh, he definitely did a great job... Besides-- [ Chase waves a hand and grins. ] I'm a swimmer. Less hair's an asset.

[ Also, maybe he's got an ulterior motive in being kind of flirty just loud enough for Caleb to hear. ]
ikols: forever asking more (in wonderment at you & yours)

np np

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-28 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ That Billy is spoken for is one of the great woes in Loki's life and he sympathises with Chase with a nod. It isn't until the topic veers back to focus on himself that he perks up. ]

A swimmer! How convenient that I know of a lake which lately sprung up in the jungle, perhaps we could all go sometime.

[ A lake that exists because Loki iced miles of the jungle in a fit of emotional instability, but whatever. Everything that was frozen has melted and the lake is a nice scar on the moon, now. ]
Edited 2017-11-28 11:16 (UTC)
wiccecraft: (248)

[personal profile] wiccecraft 2017-11-28 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Yeah. Ugh, fuck. [ A frown, and he glances back in the room just to see Chase talking to Loki about...hair? No, he is gonna focus on something else right now. ]

We've tried, kind of, this is squarely on me.

[ Still, Caleb groans and rubs his face. Wonder how much of an idiot I'd look like going back in there. ]

Guess it's time to find out, because that's what he's doing.
bastardofipswich: DORMS (TheCovenant2109)

[personal profile] bastardofipswich 2017-11-28 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, seriously, how can Chase refuse such an offer? SURE, HE MIGHT GET DROWNED BY THE GOD OF MISCHIEF OR EATEN BY AN ALIEN, OR SOMETHING, but what's the point in living if you're not going to have fun and take risks? He grins. ]

I'm in. Bet I could heat up the water if it's too cold out. [ Then he can swim and get a magic high. Win win. ]
ikols: slime and snails (what kind of magic spell to use)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-28 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll have to buy some trunks. [ Cranking the flirting up a notch, ] Unless, as a pro-swimmer, you have a pair I could slide into?

[ If Chase is wearing them at the time, all the better. ]
bechdelpls: (304)

[personal profile] bechdelpls 2017-11-29 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Your brother Thor. [ She laughs, and it's actually a real laugh!! ] Sorry, that's super weird. I mean, not weird for you, but. I didn't even know magic existed until last week.

[ And now she is on a weird moon talking to Loki. She considers his question. Honestly, she doesn't know all that much about Norse mythology, which seems oddly rude now. ]

Did you know you were a god? Like when you were little?
wiccecraft: (56)

[personal profile] wiccecraft 2017-12-05 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ Caleb makes a noise between a laugh and a snort; somehow it manages not to sound like an excited piglet or impatient golden retriever. ]

You're a good friend. [ He glances in Sarah's direction and, if he can catch her eye, gives a little smile. ]