April Catch-All

[leatherdaddy]

who: Gladio and a lot of scrawny dudes YOU
what: Two missions, and a whole lot of bad decisions social interactions
when: April catch-all means... all of April!
where: Various
warnings: Warnings will be in subject lines!




Mission: Brownout (closed to Reaper, Sans, McCree, Gladio)

Mission: How to Train Your... (closed to Gladio, Sans, Gooeygetsu, Eichi, Sasuke, McCree)

I Never (closed to mission-goers; tag in with your I, Never and threadjack away!)
 
Training Sessions (OTA who wants to play out survival, weapons training, etc)

Comments

[liquidate]

(oh, there's a suspicious lack of clothing on the beach as well, another one of the oddest talents gladio will witness in his lifetime.

but as for right now— suigetsu slowly looks down, despite knowing what the fuss is about, staring at his naked body with a plain look. he never could quite understand what the big deal was; sasuke tries to tell him time and time again that clothing is a societal standard. he listens, yet here he is... and yes he fucking forgot. the expression on him is soured, planting his hands on narrow hips)

Don't be such a baby. It's just a body. (starting forward, aiming for the shoreline.) You walk around shirtless all the time and no one tells you what to do, so what's the big deal here? You come into my territory, where I can do what I like and you guys still try to tell me different...

(stopping just short of the bank.)

What, you scared of a dick? Is that it?

[leatherdaddy]

[ Gladiolus gives him a stern, unimpressed stare. Shirtless isn't the same thing, but sometimes he wonders if this guy knows the difference. ]

Only babies and perverts roll around naked, so if you're not either then dress like an adult.

[ Mouth tightening to a flat, unimpressed line, Gladio takes a deliberate stare down and then back up again. No, he's not scared, certainly not over something so puny. ]

Now if you're done tryin' to provoke me, I've brought you something.

[liquidate]

(suigetsu looks UNFAZED when gladio makes it obvious he's taking a good look. he does, however, roll his eyes.)

I'm not trying to provoke you. I'd get in trouble if I was, so don't provoke me.

(but he does like gifts, head tilting with a skeptical narrowing of his eyes.)

If it's pants, I already got a pair.

[leatherdaddy]

[ Suigetsu is... such an odd guy. Everything about him feels alien. But innocent. It's kinda weird. ]

Tsk -- As if I'd come with something like that! Dress yourself.

[ Gladio pulls out of his jacket an apple and a tube of dairy product -- banana flavored yogurt. ]

Here. If you want coffee, it's at camp.

1/?

[liquidate]

2/?

[liquidate]

Is that—

3/?

[liquidate]

(SHARP INHALE)

4/4

[liquidate]

(the second gladio reveals the yogurt, he knows what it is. he's never seen tube-style yogurt before this second, but he knows it's yogurt, he can sense it like it's the most useless seventh sense anyone's ever heard of. and suigetsu can't remember the last time he had something like that — and in such a convenient form?!

it's the most beautiful thing he's seen yet, since finding sasuke and the aquarium and this lake, and the surface he's standing on seems to upheave and bump him towards the shore with a light step onto sand.

very suddenly clothed.)

You brought me something good, Gladiooo, look at this! (immediately reaching out for the yogurt tube, more cheerful than he's been since arriving at that campsite and signing up for this odd mission, eyes creasing.) What's this say? What kind is it? I've never had this one before!