April Catch-All

[leatherdaddy]

who: Gladio and a lot of scrawny dudes YOU
what: Two missions, and a whole lot of bad decisions social interactions
when: April catch-all means... all of April!
where: Various
warnings: Warnings will be in subject lines!




Mission: Brownout (closed to Reaper, Sans, McCree, Gladio)

Mission: How to Train Your... (closed to Gladio, Sans, Gooeygetsu, Eichi, Sasuke, McCree)

I Never (closed to mission-goers; tag in with your I, Never and threadjack away!)
 
Training Sessions (OTA who wants to play out survival, weapons training, etc)

Comments

[liquidate]

As if a little bit of alcohol could stop me.

(SNORT)

[eyeforaneye]

... the point here is that you drink if you're not that kind of "do it yourself" person.

1/2

[liquidate]

... Oh.

2/2

[liquidate]

I'm drunk.

(this is getting really familiar)

[eyeforaneye]

Yeah.

[ Yeah... ] Stop drinking.

[liquidate]

Good idea...

(puts down the beer)

[eyeforaneye]

... can't you just flush it from your system?

[liquidate]

I need more water to do that, Sasuke.

[eyeforaneye]

I suppose, if you want to retain this same level of mass.

[liquidate]

If I could make water too, I'd be even stronger than you. Definitely.

(don't add "definitely" when you're wrong)

[eyeforaneye]

Ah.

I've copied some suiton techniques that could do something like that. Suiton: Mizu--

No, Suiton: Suidan.

[liquidate]

Ohhh, like suijinheki. You oughta show me.

...

Unless, of course, you can't use 'em. In which cases I'd just rather learn the hand seals and do it myself.

[eyeforaneye]

I should be able to use it. [ This is a telling answer. ]

... this might not be the best time for a first attempt.

[liquidate]

That's 'cause you don't want me to kick your ass.

(leaning in, TEASING HIM)

[eyeforaneye]

[ All he does is raise his hand, straight-faced, and generate a few warning sparks that dance over his fingers. Try me. ]

[liquidate]

Ahhh—

(hands on his head, leaning away pathetically.)

Don't go so far...

[eyeforaneye]

This isn't going far. This is one I've mastered.

Just knowing how to perform a water jutsu doesn't mean I'll be accustomed to the control over it on the first attempt.

[liquidate]

I know that, I know that, but you know how I feel about electricity.

Eugh, I can feel it in the air, Sasukeeee.

[eyeforaneye]

[ That chips at him enough to get him to lower his hand, at least, holding in a sigh. ]

I'm not going to do anything to you. Relax.

[liquidate]

You threaten me too much.

(IT GOES? BOTH WAYS)

[eyeforaneye]

... you talked about killing me the second I first freed you. [ ???!?? ]

[liquidate]

Haha yeah, those were the good ol' days.

[eyeforaneye]

Suigetsu.

There's very little about those days that I would call "good".

[liquidate]

It's that way for you. Think about other people.