April Catch-All

[leatherdaddy]

who: Gladio and a lot of scrawny dudes YOU
what: Two missions, and a whole lot of bad decisions social interactions
when: April catch-all means... all of April!
where: Various
warnings: Warnings will be in subject lines!




Mission: Brownout (closed to Reaper, Sans, McCree, Gladio)

Mission: How to Train Your... (closed to Gladio, Sans, Gooeygetsu, Eichi, Sasuke, McCree)

I Never (closed to mission-goers; tag in with your I, Never and threadjack away!)
 
Training Sessions (OTA who wants to play out survival, weapons training, etc)

Comments

[bone_idle]

[ Around when people started stripping off articles of clothing is when Sans abruptly picked up his hoodie, lifted the lid of the cooler, and literally climbed in, closing the lid behind him.

Of course, anyone who tried to investigate would find nothing but ice and their leftover beverages and food supplies, completely unsullied.

There's some muted snoring coming from inside the tent, though, which in a shocking twist, happens to be from a certain skeleton who turned in early. ]

1/3

[hellshot]

[He's listening for responses and he notices sans isn't answering.]

2/3

[hellshot]

[He looks for the tiny, pun-loving skeleton, only to notice that the guy is notably sleeping.

3/3

[hellshot]

[A hand moves over the front of his mouth, and....]





[No one touch him as he tries to swallow down a small, shaking fit of laughter that's trying to escape.]

1/3 FOR THE RECORD, GLADIO DID NOT STRIP ty I approve this message

[leatherdaddy]

[ Guess who touches him, like. Right on the shoulder. Concerned big brother-like. ]

You're shaking. Are you cold or some...thing...?

2/3

[leatherdaddy]

[ ? ]

3/3

[leatherdaddy]

[ Funny thing about drinking and staying up too late - you eventually find everything hilarious. ]

Pffft. [ SHOULDERS SHAKING, MUST NOT LAUGH ALOUD AND WAKE THE SMOL SKELETON ]

[bone_idle]

[ Joke's on you guys, sometimes Sans can sleep--

like the dead. ]

[finethanks]

[HE'S SO CUTE???

MOVE OVER LOSERS Eichi is pulling out his phone so that he can take a few different pictures of this sleeping skeleton. Some with filters... And then he turns to take some of laughing Reaper and Gladio too.]

[hellshot]

[Being patted by the beast of a man that Gladio is means that he's getting jostled, which means the laugh is going to escape.

It sounds weird in his hollowed-out voice but there it is.

He's trying to hide his face with his hood, forgetting entirely that he's wearing a mask. God help him. Eichi is lucky he can't see him taking pictures.]

[bone_idle]

[ Hope you got that framed right, Eichi. Did you catch the floating Zs?

Because, yeah. That is literally a thing.

Magic is weird. ]

[finethanks]

[OF COURSE HE IS even if he's not really stable on his feet right now.]

Look at these accents, aren't they cute? [Accents??? He's pointing out the Zs, leaning closer.] I'd like to borrow them for a live...

[Reaching out for the Zs...]

[bone_idle]

[ These are but ephemeral manifestations of his own magic, sure, like other manifestations, they're technically 'magic bullets'. But Sans's magic is weak and his damage output? Pathetic.

And since he's fast asleep, trying to touch one only results in a cold, unpleasant tingle that leaves one's fingers aching when contact makes the Z 'pop' out of existence.

Fortunately, the skeleton is currently too knackered to wake up from all this scrutiny. Yeesh, guys! Let the lazybones rest! ]

[finethanks]

[Weak magic for a weak guy is still enough to have him pulling his hand back in a yank, stumbling backwards (and possibly into whoever is too close, sorry you laughers).]

Ouch... [They hurt?? The cute Zs are uncomfortable??]