April Catch-All

[leatherdaddy]

who: Gladio and a lot of scrawny dudes YOU
what: Two missions, and a whole lot of bad decisions social interactions
when: April catch-all means... all of April!
where: Various
warnings: Warnings will be in subject lines!




Mission: Brownout (closed to Reaper, Sans, McCree, Gladio)

Mission: How to Train Your... (closed to Gladio, Sans, Gooeygetsu, Eichi, Sasuke, McCree)

I Never (closed to mission-goers; tag in with your I, Never and threadjack away!)
 
Training Sessions (OTA who wants to play out survival, weapons training, etc)

Comments

I never cheated when no one was watching.

[bone_idle]

[ Sans laces his phalanges, tucks them behind his skull, and sinks into the pillow he's made of a bedroll and his own hoodie, propped up against the cooler. He's watching for who drinks with an indolent grin. ]

[finethanks]

[ Stares at his drink... ]

Cheated, like on a test? [ What sort of cheat are we talking here!! ]

[bone_idle]

[ Sans tips his skull and aims a wink at Eichi. ]

If you gotta ask...

[ He extracts a hand from behind his head to crook a phalanx at him, indicating he'd better tip that cup. ]

[finethanks]

[ Bah! He lifts his cup higher. ]

I'm known as "Emperor", so I have to keep up that appearance to my precious fans and peers. [ That's his excuse before he drinks, and then has coughing fit pt 2. ]

[bone_idle]

Uh-huh.

[ The way that Sans continues to watch the self-declared 'Emperor' might just be understated concern for the way he keeps coughing, but, hey. Who knows. Maybe the guy can't hold his liquor. ]

[finethanks]

[ It takes about a minute or so for him to recover, but finally he's letting out a heavy sigh and wiping a tear from the corner of his eye. ]

Ahh... For a moment, I wasn't sure I'd make it. I can rely on you all to take care of me, right~? This is only my second time drinking like this, you know.

[bone_idle]

I dunno. My first time playin' this game with humans.

[ That's probably not too reassuring. But not entirely true, either; he's seen plenty of humans getting turnt up at the rave he, uh, woke up in the middle of?

Man, he needs to check that 'napping in random places' habit before it gets him into trouble. ]

Whaddya think, guys? Is the little emperor in good hands?

[eyeforaneye]

I prefer not to comment. [ At least, as he subtly drinks again. ] But one way or another, Eichi, we won't just watch you die, I suppose.

[ This escalated to death so fast. ]

[finethanks]

Somehow those words don't make me feel any more at ease.

[ Thanks tho, he does appreciate it. ]

[bone_idle]

[ Ha ha what the sweet fresh heck, that sure went places. ]

[eyeforaneye]

I don't understand why not.

[finethanks]

Fufu, thinking on it, it may just be your face that has me uneasy, Sasuke. In actuality, it's rare for you to say something like that, isn't it? I'm flattered.

[eyeforaneye]

No, I usually don't need to say out loud that I won't watch someone slowly die.

Normally it's implied. [ Okay, there might be some actual attitude here. ]

[leatherdaddy]

[ The larger man laughs, a boisterous sound that seems to come from his whole body. He also doesn't drink. ]

It's a good thing I've got a lot of experience dealing with sleeping princes. You sure you don't wanna water that down, your majesty?

[finethanks]

Fufu, I may be delicate, but I won't cheat when all of you are trying so hard. Be gentle with me, okay? Sasuke has a history of being rough.

[leatherdaddy]

[ Of course, little buddy. He'll be your wingman. I mean it must be difficult when someone's roug--

Wait. ]

..... [ Should he even ask? N-no, let's leave it alone for now. ]

[eyeforaneye]

Stop acting like we're so familiar with each other.

[finethanks]

My life will be short, so I intend to hold each and every one of my memories close. Should I clarify with "but this Sasuke doesn't remember that" each time? If it makes you comfortable, then I could expend the effort.

[liquidate]

No.

[finethanks]

[ wow ]

He says it so seriously it's like a threat, isn't it? I'm going to sleep next to Gladio tonight, so become a meat shield for me just this once, okay?

[liquidate]

(whispers:)

You think one more body can stop me? I'll kill you.

[finethanks]

[ CLUTCHING GLADIOS ARM NOW ]

It seems as though he's muttering strange things over there, so let me have you confirm that you'll protect me.

[leatherdaddy]

[ Gladio laughs good-naturedly, right from the belly. As if anyone would kill a weakling like Eichi. Hell, he might keel over from a stiff breeze. And Suigetsu? He's just an excitable fellow. ]

Fine, fine. But if I get woken up in the middle of the night from you two bickering, I might have to get physical.

[eyeforaneye]

[ The next time Suigetsu's eyes meet Sasuke's he'll see red instead of black, a voice echoing in his head that no one else around the fire will be able to hear. ]

Stop rising to the goading of a guy like that.

[liquidate]

...

(thinks of all the murder he's done behind sasuke's back.

drinks, shifty-eyed.)