who: Taako & various what: What it says on the tin! Assorted threads for April that don't fit anywhere else when: Aprilllll where: Your mom's bedroom warnings: drugs, booze, probably some slightly nsfw content notes: hmu if you want something
[It's still going to remain a mystery, because Taako is a cagey little shit who doesn't like to give too much away, but that isn't to say he's completely unresponsive. He laughs again, leaning a little into the touch as he smirks at Sam.]
Oh! Totally forgot to mention, elves have two dicks.
[He winks at Bryn, which is absolutely not subtle at all, but he couldn't resist being a bit of an idiot.]
[Sam just goes along with it, because hey, why not?]
Double penetration isn't really my thing, but I bet that makes you real popular in some crowds.
[Fingers glide from Taako's ear to his cheekbones, lingering before Sam leans in to kiss him, slow and sweet. It might not be a traditional threesome, but he's more than happy to have Bryn's hand on his ass right now.]
[Okay, so this is happening. Cool. cool cool cool cool, it definitely hasn't been way too long since Taako has kissed anyone and he totally isn't nervous about it at all, and he's also not having a tiny bit of a freak out at this whole thing while also feeling a bit guilty about Kravitz and really, he just needs his brain to shut the hell up.
There should be a spell for this, but there isn't, so he after a very brief moment of stillness, Taako just closes his eyes and kisses Sam back and like, shit, Sam's pretty good at this.
Luckily, as the saying goes, it's just like riding a bike, and once Taako relaxes he's relieved to find that he remembers how this whole thing works; he brings a hand up to rest against Sam's collarbone and, in the interest of not losing his image as a total asshole, gives Bryn a faux-condescending little pat on the knee, as if to apologise for her being left out.]
[Wow yes, that is definitely happening. For a moment, Bryn is happy to sit and watch, to drink and let it happen since she's not being left out with Sam's hand on her leg...
...but then it keeps going and Bryn decides that she might be better off making as stealthy an exit as possible. Which is to say that she goes limp and attempts to slide down off her stool between them and to the ground. She rises up once more, brushing off her knees once she's detangled herself from the kissing pair, and turns. Grinning.
She's not as much of a dick as to interrupt by forcing them to respond to anything she might say, so she pats Taako's knee and turns to make her exit.]
[Sometimes it's difficult to multitask. Which is to say that while Sam doesn't mean to leave Bryn out, realistically, kissing takes a lot of concentration. And as much as he'd love to do something with Taako and put on a show for her, he doesn't know if the other two would be into that - if they're that good of friends. So he makes a mental note to seek Bryn out some other time and make it up to her instead.]
[Since he's not a totally shitty friend, Taako briefly catches Bryn's wrist while she's still in reach, and creates a little shower of sparks over the still mostly full bottle of vodka. A peace offering; since he got the cute guy, Bryn can have the free alcohol.
But he's not too worried about it, really. She's a big girl and is generally pretty chill, so he's hoping her feelings aren't going to be too hurt if he keeps kissing Sam.]
[Her feelings are far from hurt. Not invested, and out for both of them to have fun, she's pleased that Taako and Sam have made a connection. Taking the free alcohol, she cheerfully takes it into the crowd to endear herself to someone attractive and interested in having some fun with her.]
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Oh! Totally forgot to mention, elves have two dicks.
[He winks at Bryn, which is absolutely not subtle at all, but he couldn't resist being a bit of an idiot.]
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Double penetration isn't really my thing, but I bet that makes you real popular in some crowds.
[Fingers glide from Taako's ear to his cheekbones, lingering before Sam leans in to kiss him, slow and sweet. It might not be a traditional threesome, but he's more than happy to have Bryn's hand on his ass right now.]
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There should be a spell for this, but there isn't, so he after a very brief moment of stillness, Taako just closes his eyes and kisses Sam back and like, shit, Sam's pretty good at this.
Luckily, as the saying goes, it's just like riding a bike, and once Taako relaxes he's relieved to find that he remembers how this whole thing works; he brings a hand up to rest against Sam's collarbone and, in the interest of not losing his image as a total asshole, gives Bryn a faux-condescending little pat on the knee, as if to apologise for her being left out.]
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...but then it keeps going and Bryn decides that she might be better off making as stealthy an exit as possible. Which is to say that she goes limp and attempts to slide down off her stool between them and to the ground. She rises up once more, brushing off her knees once she's detangled herself from the kissing pair, and turns. Grinning.
She's not as much of a dick as to interrupt by forcing them to respond to anything she might say, so she pats Taako's knee and turns to make her exit.]
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But he's not too worried about it, really. She's a big girl and is generally pretty chill, so he's hoping her feelings aren't going to be too hurt if he keeps kissing Sam.]
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