(closed) god, it’s been a hell of a week

[scholiast]

who: lucretia + others (hmu if you'd like a starter!)
what: catch all for a couple things + canon update time :)
when: end of aug start of sep
where: here there everywhere
warnings: will be updated if they occur

Comments

does it Hurt You

[scholiast]

(Aw dunk, she's an idiot. Lucretia, unsure of how exactly to proceed, simply closes her fist around the little lapel pin and looks at him helplessly.

Maybe she can just bullshit her way outta this one, hold on.)

... Where I'm from kshckhkshh is a unit standard measure of about thirty-five.

(CLOSE ENOUGH)

:')

[ohhmrburnsides]

[With this information, Magnus actually attempts to calculate this equation with the thirty-five factored in. He gives it an honest-to-god Try, but ultimately fails and laughs it off.]

Yeah, I am very bad at math. Oh well. I believe you about your age.

For now. [He casts a (joking) suspicious look on her.]

[scholiast]

(Oh, he bought that? Bless him. Lucretia nods slowly, and while he's busy with calculating everything she quietly takes the pin off of her bag and stores it in her pocket.)

Thanks. It's just a magic thing, you know?

(She casts a shower of sparks in the air with prestidigitation, and shrugs.)