Blinkblink - and she suddenly recoils in surprise, "You're a dog??" WTF??? "How ..... were you -always- a dog? Were you a dog first and then a guy, or are you like a werewolf ..thing. I mean I already met a vampire here, but I didn't think I'd run into a werewolf--dog...uh.."

Wait wait, she feels like she's missing a step here somewhere.