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The Doctor (#12) ([personal profile] axefight) wrote in [community profile] riverviewlogs2017-06-19 06:05 pm

(open) old man yells at tree, and other things

who: the Doctor and YOUUUU
what: find the Doc in various locales, up to the usual nonsense. a thing explodes.
when: 19-24
where: the university; a rooftop; the jungle
warnings: nada, most likely



the university, afternoon.

[ for the most part, since starting his job here, the doctor's managed to pass himself off more or less as a normal college professor, teaching a normal class about time travel (and occasionally exobiology and space farming and thermodynamics and--), spending his evenings grading normal papers. normally. it works out - he's a skilled orator and he honestly enjoys this work (specifically, the part where he gets to listen to himself talk passionately for hours on end in front of a captive audience), and is more or less content to devote a chunk of his work week to doing so. besides, he actually needs a little money right now, appalling as that notion is. so he has taken a certain amount of care not to make waves yet. by, say, blowing anything up.

except for this one afternoon, when he accidentally blows something up.

it starts as a whizz, a bang, and a deafening POP! followed by a cloud of white smoke billowing out of his open office door. from inside, you can hear the hssss of a fire extinguisher, as the doctor, his hair comically swept back, puts out a small fire from an inscrutable piece of machinery laying atop his desk. the thing looks like it was cobbled together out of garbage. which it was.

work in progress!

several students' papers may be beyond repair, unfortunately, though.
]

some rooftop somewhere, night.

[ the following night, if you happen to be hanging out on a rooftop, for whatever reason - brooding or something, i don't know - you may find this old fellow with his handmade machine. this time in working order.

although what 'working order' actually means in this case is anyone's guess. the device looks like the unholy amalgamation of a tape deck, an umbrella, a carburetor, three whisks, and a panasonic orbitel television, among other things. little bits of it spin. it softly boops every minute or so. it's playing what appears to be five games of pong layered atop each other at once on its screen. nobody is winning.

the doctor's pacing around in front of it, his thinking face on. every now and then he stops to stare at his creation, tapping his fingers to his arms. whatever information it is displaying doesn't appear to be what he's looking for. it's been going on for a while.
]

the jungle, whenever.

[ because if a place is clearly dangerous, walled off and under watchful guard, of course he's going to head straight out into it. he's not too far from the inhabited city, at least, this time. but he's clearly unarmed and unarmored, and at the moment - yelling at a tree.

or rather, scolding a thing that's in the tree. some sort of cat-like being, from the looks of it, with something shiny and silvery held tightly in its jaws. the doctor clearly wants this thing back, but alas, isn't really a climbing-trees type. just gonna have to resort to his skill with negotiation.
]

Listen to me - don't eat that! You cannot eat that! You can't even use it - you haven't got thumbs! And even if you had, a little brain like yours--

[ the cat thing chomps down harder on it, glaring. ]

--Look, I've got a fish sandwich! Let's trade! Honestly...

etc.

[ if you've got something else in mind, go for it! or pm me to plot things out. ]
antietam: (pic#10616185)

[personal profile] antietam 2017-06-27 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ Weirdly, he can't come up with a good answer to that. ] I don't think it'd be very good. I never tried building a car before.

[ He watches what the Doctor's doing for a moment before taking it upon himself to examine the inner workings of the garbage contraption.

It's still pretty weird to hear people say things like that but he just has to get used to it apparently. So he's not gaping even if his instincts tell him to. ]
Are you―a god or something? [ He wouldn't really expect a god to be into science, but. ]
antietam: (pic#10442016)

[personal profile] antietam 2017-06-27 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Well― [ It's fair enough. He doesn't know what he'd do with a shitty car that no one would want to drive, but maybe he can work on something motorized. It gives him ideas.

So he shrugs, squinting at the mess of parts. ]
We're all technically aliens here, aren't we? Does that mean your species usually lives to be as old as you? [ Is that rude. He was just rude to his professor, wasn't he. Move on. ]

Uh, I think I can fix this.
antietam: (pic#10444130)

[personal profile] antietam 2017-07-01 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Humans do kind of suck though. He gets it. ]

Gotta wonder why they chose so many humans. Or so many species from Earth, even if they're different Earths. [ He looks over the tools before getting to work, a little more nervous now that he's supposed to be fixing something for his professor. Better not look stupid. ]

I actually came here with a question, if you wouldn't mind. About the whole temporal chalice thing.
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[personal profile] antietam 2017-07-01 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a light smile on Adam's face as he works, pleased by this sensible explanation. This is why he's become very fond of the Doctor's class.

He glances over and his eyes catch on the toy car, pausing for a moment, before focusing back on his task. ]


Well, it didn't just send people back or forwards in time. It brought people from alternate realities too. I mean, obviously I've heard the theory about there being an infinite number of realities, but is there a way to access them? To replicate what the chalice did, but in the opposite direction?