[open] comfort comes to those with faith in mysterious ways

[worldsaway]

who: Thor and open for people looking to train/garden
what: Thor extends an offer to help train people, desperately pleads for help with gardening
when: during or after the butterfly effect event, up to you guys (he's not changed).
where: The Gymiest place there is, Communal Housing
warnings: Violence? Sadgardian.


i. Training
[Thor allots time with everyone who takes interest in his offer to train together. Usually it's an early morning, but he's flexible depending on when Search and Rescue needs him. He locates a gym and arrives early, setting up with punching bags and make-shift, training weapons that resemble small, sturdy pool noodles. It's not easy to find a lot of swords here.

He's requested the ability to have a private room, away from sweaty people on treadmills, and the need is accommodated given both necessity and charm.

He's dressed casually. Sweatpants, a grey cotton shirt and his hair pulled back tight in a ponytail with a silver clasp that he rarely removes. Anyone who knows him as the glorious, cape-wearing god will probably be taken aback by the fact that he looks like a hippy gym teacher.

He'll be happy to see you when you arrive.]

ii. Gardening
[If you take Thor up on the offer to help him with gardening, he will gladly invite you to his communal housing room. He has a set up of various wilted plants in the sunlight of a window, gardening magazines strewn about.]

Comments

[worldsaway]

Not as I know you, but take that with a grain of salt. I knew you to be in a partnership when I met you- how long that lasted is beyond me. [Thor shrugs.]

I feel pity for you, Stark. I could hardly stand one other iteration of myself, let alone two.

[inebriety]

[This time he doesn't have to force a response, the surprise on his face is genuine. He hasn't had a genuine relationship in a very long time.]

It's not that bad, in fact it's a chance to live out one of my top fantasies.

[It can't be a surprise to anyone that Tony wants to sleep with himself.]

[worldsaway]

That's one way to make the best of a bad situation. [Thor doesn't necessarily sound like he approves, but he's not Tony's dad.]

I'd have thought you'd sooner destroy one another than work together.

[inebriety]

[That startles a laugh out of him.]

I don't hate myself nearly as much as they do.

do you mind if we wind this up and start something fresh?

[worldsaway]

From what I know, you've no need to. [Thor laughs in turn, then comes to a stop outside the gardening store.]

And I promise it's not only because you're of use to me.