[open] we tried to bury it and rise above

[spellslots]

who: taako/taaquito and you
what: catch-all + an open prompt for AU shenanigans
when: latter half of June
where: all around!!
warnings: violence/threats of sexual violence in the thread with smokedout

Comments

[umbrastaff]

[Reasons they worked so well together. Lup isn't as burningly angry any more, but she still has to go out and burn off the extra emotions later.

For now, though, she's more interested in bullshit.]

Then why make it a glaive!?

[Really, Taako.]

[spellslots]

Uh, because it looks sick, duh.

[This shouldn't be a difficult concept to understand.]

[umbrastaff]

Don't come crying to me when you hurt yourself on it, or accidentally stab Magnus.

[Magnus-stabbing seemed the most likely, to be honest.]

[spellslots]

As if he'd even notice.

[He has like 150 hit points, a little stab from Taako isn't going to do much.]

[umbrastaff]

[She snorts at that and leans her head against his shoulder.]

Big muscle-beast Magnus, running from whatever the hell we're fighting, full of arrows and daggers and fuck knows what. Then you accidentally stab him and he cries.

Do you want that on your conscience?

[spellslots]

Oh, puh-lease, that dude cries at the drop of a hat, I'm not gonna feel guilty about it.

[He doesn't even know the meaning of the word.]

[umbrastaff]

Oh gods yes. [Lup rolls her eyes.] Remember the puppy planet?