noctis did nothing wrong (
heavyhead) wrote in
riverviewlogs2017-05-15 09:10 pm
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who: Noctis and open
what: various open prompts including baby animals at the petting zoo
when: throughout May??
where: the zoo, other miscellaneous places
warnings: nothing
A. zoo/this is technically 2 prompts
what: various open prompts including baby animals at the petting zoo
when: throughout May??
where: the zoo, other miscellaneous places
warnings: nothing
A. zoo/this is technically 2 prompts
[For someone who's only ever held down one job (and not for long), Noctis is doing pretty well at this petting zoo attendant thing. He gets to sit around and pet cute animals for most of his shifts? What's not to love? It almost makes up for having to clean up after them at the end of the day.B. not the zoo
He has zero complaints about the uniform, complete with nametag, either. Actually this is probably the best part of this job.
What's not so great is how many people he has to talk to and supposedly educate, because damn, he is not great at that. The little kids are easily entertained enough, aside from the precocious ones who keep trying to correct his Animal Facts(tm), but it's a lot harder to remember everything he has to say about the various animals in the petting zoo area when there are actual adults around... He has petting zoo stage fright.
But he tries. Mostly, to varying degrees.
If you come by the petting zoo in the morning, when he's giving it his best shot, you'll probably catch him holding, at the same time, a bunny and a rough-looking, folded-and-unfolded-too-much piece of paper. The bunny is quite literally tucked into the crook of his arm, while he frowns at the paper and flounders.]
Okay, so this type of bunny— rabbit, this type of rabbit usually lives in, uh... [please save him, ask a question or something.]
[ORRRR if you come by later in the day, when he's just tired and wants to clock out and go, he'll hold up what looks mostly like a baby alligator, but for some reason, orange, and sigh.] You want to hold a lizard?
[professional.]
[When he's not at work, Noctis can be found loitering in public spaces like shopping centers and food courts, minding his own business and playing on his phone... or buying too many fishing lures at a time, or actually standing around looking like he might want to talk to someone.C. etc?!
The thing is: he had shit to do at home and it was pretty dang important, and now he's here and as much as he'd like to stay in his room and sleep all the time, there are people there and so he needs something else to keep busy. Which is dreadful in and of itself, but finding something to do besides mobile games? Even worse. He's compromised and gone back to the only thing he knows how to do: favors for other people. So while he loiters, there's a little sign set next to him that just says 'ODD JOBS' on it in marker. Hire him to pick vegetables or something.
He's still wearing the lion hat.]
[plotting available @melodrama!]

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Nope, I'm good. I'll see you then?
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[Since they seem to be loudly rounding the corner right now! That's Eichi's cue to leave, and he waves a little before heading off. He's going to pet some other animals and then be on his way, of course.
And he'll be right back to wait outside of the gates for Noct a little before 4. No breaks before socializing at all.]
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The real reason he should be allowed the break: Eichi has to go out with him wearing this lion sweatshirt now.]
Hey.
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[He raises a hand to wave at Noct, smiling calmly like he always does. He actually loves that lion sweatshirt. It's endearing in a certain way he can't put his finger on... He's not ashamed to be seen by someone with it on at all.]
How was the rest of your day, Noct-kun? Not too overwhelming, I hope.
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Wouldn't say that... I learned baby goats are a lot stronger than I thought they were.
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[Sounds like a fun time, Noct... He feels a little bad, but that image is also a little funny. He's leading the way, though, casually pulling out his phone along the way to check a few things before he slides it back into his pocket.]
But if they suggested this job to you, it must be that your skillset lines up with it perfectly. Did you have a similar job at home?
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My skillset, right. [Liking animals is not a skillset, but okay. Here's yet another opportunity to come clean about being royalty, and-] But no, only sometimes? I mean, people asked me to help find their lost animals if I had nothing better to do. And we usually didn't.
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[Is he jobless... What a strange way to answer. Sometimes he helps people because he has nothing better to do?? Eichi still doesn't seem to judge this, just glancing forward at the shops they're approaching, remembering the directions to this food place.]
By the way, I've reached level 40 in King's Fight. ♪ For my first mobile game like this, that isn't so bad, right? [He's so proud of himself for reaching level 40 with his busy job and schedule.]
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[This is the most blatant lie by omission yet... He has a bet to win. Thankfully, King's Fight, while lame and not even close to King's Knight, is a much more interesting topic.]
Level 40's pretty good... for a beginner. Don't worry, you'll get up to the good levels one day.
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Besides, he's more caught off guard by the response to his level.]
Beginner? But the game calls my level "advanced." Doesn't "beginner" end at level 20? [He leveled up two whole rank titles from "beginner"! Did the game lie?] What level can you possibly be?
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Have you checked the leaderboards? It's no King's Knight, but the best of the best have to be past level 100, at least.
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[He's learning about this gaming world and just suffering. Ahh... He is literally going to be up all night trying to get better. Right now, he just sort of frowns at himself like he's disappointed.]
I'll have to keep trying, I suppose.
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[don't die leveling up]
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[Brat!! Ugh, he's so annoyed, he's seriously going to try so hard. But he can't do that while walking, and so right now they are heading for Food.] Then it seems I'm but a fleck of salt in the ocean until I've reached that point. Wait for me, and I'll make an impressive showing, I promise it.
Though it does make me curious... What level are you?
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Buuuut.] I'm, uh, almost level 60. But I already knew how to play, so it's not really the same...?
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[What the fuck, what the fuck, he needs to catch up.] I'm completely relaxed, for the record. I've never been able to stop and enjoy games like these, so doesn't it make sense that I'd give it my all? That's all it is.
[Genuinely, that's all it is, but boy does giving it his all mean going hard. It kind of has to when he could die any day or month or year...]