His hair-line. ( accenting that as much as possible, yes. that entire thing was horrendously depressing, he may as well have fun with what bits they can have fun over. )

Can't believe I'm dating not one but two shapeshifters.

( cheaters, all of you. )

I haven't gotten the apple yet, so. I bet I'll start growing grey hairs the day before someone ( with a nudge to loki's side. ) decides to hand it over.

( not that that's how it works but u kno. )

Grey at twenty-two would be just my luck, honestly.