[Open] July Catch-All

[analienprince]

who: Teddy Altman and you!
what: Catch-all for July! Open prompts are under the cut and closed logs are in the comments! If you want something specific, feel free to hit me up via PMs or noassgardian
when: July, multiple dates.
where: All over Riverview.
warnings: N/A so far. I'll update, if needed!

I. About Town

[Teddy can be seen at various places around Riverview, but he seems to favor heading out to the park, to the coffee shops. He even sniffs out all the best places to pick up comics and video games. He doesn't mind striking up a conversation while standing in line, or if a title of a comic or game really catches his attention.]

II. Hitting the Clubs

[After his experiences with the cultists? Sleep still isn't coming quite so easy and honestly, the loud music that plays in the clubs around Riverview is distracting and, in a way, a relaxing way to just not think. For the most part, Teddy can't get drunk, but he's legal to drink here and he at least can be seen socially carrying something in his hand or accepting drinks bought for him. Sometimes he can be seen out on the dance floors or just sitting back and people watching or making some conversation here and there.]

III. Training

[Whether it's at the gym or basketball court, or even taking an early morning jog around Riverview, Teddy can be seen out and around Riverview. He might not have a job that necessarily requires strength, and he might have some natural advantages that way, but training and pushing himself is something he genuinely enjoys. As crazy as his life has been since his arrival? He could use some normal.

Teddy might offer to spar with people here and there, although if he's clearly at an advantage, he's holding back. He might invite people to play against him in a game of basketball or offer to spot anyone who needs it in the gym.]

IV. The Incredible Hulkling

[Citizens of Riverview may see a large, green winged man in the skies or perched here and there, patrolling for people to help or handling whatever monsters may be around. Sometimes he's just large and green, on foot and tall enough to tower over most people. He doesn't mean harm though. If someone is bothering you, he'll step in to give a hand. If someone is up to no good, Hulkling is on the case.

He can also be seen leaving the city for some proper monster fighting. Again, sometimes punching things that might want to hurt innocent people is just good stress relief.]

V. Wildcard

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Comments

[ikols]

[ Is it bad taste to mention The Apple in front of Teddy? Oops. Loki proves himself a decent distraction as he shifts into a fox, just as tall and humanoid but with a snout that rests atop Billy's head. ]

I feel like if anyone were to become a supervillain next, it would be Teddy screaming into the night about how luscious his hair is.

[analienprince]

Grey hair is better than bald, you know.

[He already knows about the apple, so it's not really a huge deal. Or rather, it is, but-- it's also not his decision. That's kinda all Billy's.]

Come on, I don't think my hair is luscious...

[wiccant]

( all that fuzz is significantly less cooler than billy would prefer but whatever!! loki's snout is cute, too, and he's raising up a hand to gently pat along it before moving his hand down to scritch behind an ear. )

Your hair's nice. Maybe not enough to scream into the night about. Though I could imagine you ( with a pat to loki's neck. ) mumbling on in your sleep about your hair product regime.

[ikols]

Don't bully me because I'm a perfect ten.

[ He purrs into the petting, a green eye sliding Teddy's way. ]

Would you like some ice cream for all these burns? Hah!

[ He's! funny!! ]

[analienprince]

Uh-huh.

[Sorry, Billy. You already said he was an ugly, aging caveman in the future!!!

He huffs out a laugh, shaking his head when Loki looks at him.]

I think I'll be fine, Loki. Although I'll have you know, the hair talk's distracted from a lot of terrible Nic Cage overacting.

[wiccant]

( wow he never said ugly. maybe teddy's a super attractive caveman. he could be into it. )

You're both perfect tens. Even when fuzzy or green.

( excuse him while billy shifts around, throws legs over teddy's lap and lays his head on loki's. )

[ikols]

[ The fur melts away when the petting stops and Loki rests the ice cream on Billy's stomach instead. ]

I think he's buttering us up, Teddy.

[analienprince]

[He didn't sound into it!!]

Probably... he needs pillows to drape on.

[Although Teddy doesn't stop him or anything.]

[wiccant]

You're both very comfy too.

( he'll take this nice, cool ice cream. and grab onto loki's free hand to put it over his forehead. yisss. )

[ikols]

[ Pulling a pout when used as a personal aircon dispenser, he looks at Teddy, sighs, and resigns himself to this fate as Nic Cage bothers some obviously loony locals. ]

One day Teddy and I will shapeshift into demons from Muspelheim and you'll run away, wailing into the sunset about how horrendously hot we are in no fun way.

[analienprince]

[Teddy shifts a little, his arm idly resting against Billy's legs.]

We'll have to save that for a day he does something really dumb though.

[Like, invading Latveria levels of dumb.]

[wiccant]

( it's easy to shove up loki's shirt, press lips to his stomach and--blow right against cool skin. that's what he gets for being full of bad ideas. )

One day I'll illusion myself into Justin Bieber and kill all your hardons.

[ikols]

[ A squark and a wiggle of protest is Billy's prize. ]

Y-You don't know that would happen! Billy, down!

[analienprince]

[He huffs out a laugh, but-- hey, he's not the one getting retaliation.]

Please... you wouldn't dare turn yourself into Justin Bieber, Billy.

[wiccant]

( teddy gets a foot against his shoulder, just for the sake of it. it'd be unfair to just pick on one of them. )

I might juuust for the sake of winning.

[analienprince]

[Well, maybe-- a little impressive. Being able to hit things really hard has benefited him in the past, but he's not really Captain America.

Although he is out exploring with Captain America, which is still really cool.]

I think we can just let our feet do the walking, right? I mean-- hopefully we won't get hopelessly lost or something. Have you ventured out here that much?

[analienprince]

Probably... I'm not complaining about it, really. Although a gun probably comes in handy around here, with cultists and stuff.

[Teddy has had an experience a little too close to all of that, honestly. Not exactly fun.]

Really? What does it do? Or are they like... really high tech space bullets?

[ikols]

You can't win, the odds of this Hunger Game are not in your favour!

[ Tugging at Billy's ear. ]

[analienprince]

[Wasn't the hairline stuff enough picking on for one day?

Also, if he's going to stick his foot there, he really can't blame Teddy for shifting enough to nip at an ankle.]

Alright, Kaplan, foot off.

[wiccant]

( an ear and an ankle earns a displeased, loud squeak passing his lips moments before cheeks puff out and billy's moving to shove loki's hand off of his ear, kicking feet back down onto a lap. )

Two against one is cheating.

[ikols]

[ He drapes an arm over Billy to keep him trapped in place, using his natural strength for once without holding too tight. Loki's arm is simply a heavy log. ]

You did this to yourself, Kaplan.

[breqintopieces]

By their design, they travel a certain distance after hitting something solid.

[It might not be the most satisfying explanation, but it's the most accurate one Breq can give. She doesn't reach into her coat to pull out the gun, either, just crosses her arms loosely.]

[analienprince]

[He rests his own arm over Billy's feet when they drop back to his lap, giving a wry smile.]

You did sort of start it, yeah...

[wiccant]

I could get out of here and win, if I really wanted to.

( as it is loki's overly heavy arm is a welcome weight, as is teddy's. step one to having the both of them around was always to get them to get along, right? this is definitely getting along, even if it's at his expense. this is fine. )

Luckily for the both of you, I'm comfy.

[ikols]

I feel like you oughta get trapped in that Wicker Mister for all this lip we're hearing!

[ He's going to braid Billy's hair in penalty. ]