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The Yule Log
who: The Norse and everyone else in the city!
what: The Norse celebrate Yule. Gods help everyone.
when: December 22nd, Winter Solstice
where: Somewhere outside
warnings: Alcohol, drugs, animal sacrifice, blood play, rough foreplay, sex. Will update if necessary.
The Yule celebration has gotten underway on the Winter Solstice and it promises to be a most interesting night. The Norse have gone all out with this affair to make sure it's going to be a success. First thing to be spotted is a bonfire, so big that you might want to be careful not to trip around it, because you'll fall right in. There's plenty of room for dancing too, if you feel like grooving to a beat that's a little more unusual than most.
The Yule celebration shares a lot of similarities with Christmas, so it's a good time for gift giving. There's little shoes on a table, mimicking the tradition where Odin would leave presents for good children by putting them in their shoes. Claim one as your own and maybe a friend will leave a gift inside one for you. Watch it though. Any grinches will be fed to the Yule Cat.
There's a table set up to the right of the bonfire with food, mostly of the hearty kind that the Norse seem to prefer, and of course, lots of alcohol. Please remember not to get into any drinking contests with the gods. They will observe no responsibility for what happens afterward.
There are also mushrooms for consumption, provided by everyone's favorite psychotic Viking, Ivar The Boneless. These ones are directly from his home world, which means they come with a variety of side effects. They have the ability to make a person hallucinate quite a bit. But they can also make people much more horny than usual. Lastly, there's the effect that hits some people in making them extremely violent. Sometimes one effect hits, sometimes more than one. In any case, anyone who consumes some is assured to have an...interesting time.
On a lighter note, there's mistletoe scattered around, hung from the trees and tent beams. Fun fact: the Vikings were the first one to use it for the tradition of kissing. Of course, they also believed it was a plant that was powerful enough to kill a god, so the kissing was ostensibly for protection.
At the height of the night, there will be an animal sacrifice done. A goat is slaughtered and the blood from it is gathered into a couple of bowls. If you'd really like to go all out like a Viking, paint your face in the still-warm blood, or drink a little bit of it. Otherwise, enjoy freshly seared chunks of goat as it bastes over the bonfire.
Have fun, drink, fight, and remember to make your ancestors proud!
what: The Norse celebrate Yule. Gods help everyone.
when: December 22nd, Winter Solstice
where: Somewhere outside
warnings: Alcohol, drugs, animal sacrifice, blood play, rough foreplay, sex. Will update if necessary.
The Yule celebration has gotten underway on the Winter Solstice and it promises to be a most interesting night. The Norse have gone all out with this affair to make sure it's going to be a success. First thing to be spotted is a bonfire, so big that you might want to be careful not to trip around it, because you'll fall right in. There's plenty of room for dancing too, if you feel like grooving to a beat that's a little more unusual than most.
The Yule celebration shares a lot of similarities with Christmas, so it's a good time for gift giving. There's little shoes on a table, mimicking the tradition where Odin would leave presents for good children by putting them in their shoes. Claim one as your own and maybe a friend will leave a gift inside one for you. Watch it though. Any grinches will be fed to the Yule Cat.
There's a table set up to the right of the bonfire with food, mostly of the hearty kind that the Norse seem to prefer, and of course, lots of alcohol. Please remember not to get into any drinking contests with the gods. They will observe no responsibility for what happens afterward.
There are also mushrooms for consumption, provided by everyone's favorite psychotic Viking, Ivar The Boneless. These ones are directly from his home world, which means they come with a variety of side effects. They have the ability to make a person hallucinate quite a bit. But they can also make people much more horny than usual. Lastly, there's the effect that hits some people in making them extremely violent. Sometimes one effect hits, sometimes more than one. In any case, anyone who consumes some is assured to have an...interesting time.
On a lighter note, there's mistletoe scattered around, hung from the trees and tent beams. Fun fact: the Vikings were the first one to use it for the tradition of kissing. Of course, they also believed it was a plant that was powerful enough to kill a god, so the kissing was ostensibly for protection.
At the height of the night, there will be an animal sacrifice done. A goat is slaughtered and the blood from it is gathered into a couple of bowls. If you'd really like to go all out like a Viking, paint your face in the still-warm blood, or drink a little bit of it. Otherwise, enjoy freshly seared chunks of goat as it bastes over the bonfire.
Have fun, drink, fight, and remember to make your ancestors proud!
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You think she'd be spying on us? As the only adult in the room. [ Oh, boy, grand efforts are made into keeping his face straight. ] Billy, would you feel better about sleeping over if I moved Freyja's tank to the lounge for the night?
[ She'll be toasty with the hearth and a billion channels to surf. ]
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billy can't help but laugh. ) No, it's fine. She already saw us make out on your bed once. If she was going to end me, she would have already. ( his tone lowers to a whisper, lips curled up into a smile. ) As long as she's not going around gossiping with all the other parselmouths.
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[ Snakemom don't give AF as long as snakes ain't involved. Loki drops a couple of notes in the tips jar as drinks are served and he and Billy leave, a smile on his lips when cheery hoots follow their heels out the door. ]
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smiles even wider around the cup. ) You're in a good mood.
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Perhaps because you make me happy.
[ It's a sweet thing to say yet he tries to make it sound obvious, just because. Billy has been missed tonight and Loki is so tired, so worn out to the bone, that he doesn't mind spilling a rare truth that owns all the clarity concealed from a hundred lies. ]
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You're a dork. ( head tilting up a bit, billy presses another soft kiss to loki's lips, places his hand over the other's own against his cheek to give it a light squeeze. ) But a really cute dork.
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I'm gonna cuddle you under those covers until you pop, just wait!
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I don't think you'd like the end result of that very much. Maybe you'd better stick to soft cuddles.
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[ Gesturing with his drink. ]
The softest of touches! A lick of air across your arm! A breath of a whisper across your knee! Kisses only allowed for a single strand of hair at a time ... !
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( sixty seconds was more than enough for him to pick up on a few cues from loki. and even--even without that, this loki specifically likes to touch, to have his hand held, to rub his face in others' hair, to hold onto people.
billy lets go of loki long enough to gesture to the door of the sanctum with his fingers, curling them in just as the door swings open. ) But you're more than welcome to try it.
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[ He lets go of Billy when they trot through the threshold of the house, rubbing snow out of his hair en route to his bedroom. Never before has he been so glad to be on the ground-floor, he isn't sure he could handle stairs right now. ]
You want to borrow a shirt? [ Just to sass him back, ] Not that I'm objecting to bodysuits in my bed.
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( the hood to his cape gets thrown back before walking through the door, shaking off the snow that had gathered on top of it. galaxy sides definitely is not something he's wearing to bed, and wearing one of loki's shirts is an even worse idea honestly. )
It's fine, I've got it. ( the blue flickers around his hand once more, clothing shifting from the nice red-cloaked costume to a plain red t-shirt and black sweats just before they reach the room. eyes immediately go to a slumbering freyja, before he's making his way over to loki's bed. )
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[ It's entirely his own fault that he's too shivery on the inside to hazard much more magic tonight, the mushrooms made him feel like everything he could be at once, condensed, and now as their effects wear off Loki wants to stay anchored as much as possible until his organs stop shaking. This mini earthquake under his skin is why he starts to slowly undress his armour by hand, hidden hooks allowing him to shrug off the scalemaile, greaves unbuckled, boots pulled off, shirt hiked over his head ...
All of this is usually done within seconds if he utilises magic. It's a pain doing it the mortal way.
He has the decency to turn away when he starts on his leather pants, at least, although Billy will somehow have to endure the sight of pale buns and long legs while Loki rustles through his messy chest-of-drawers for pyjamas. ]
I really need to wash this mess off my face, I may just do it in the kitchen. [ Hel to going all the way upstairs. ] Anything you want until morning or are you good with your chai?
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a hand raises to his own cheek where the dried, bloody lightning bolts sit, palm pressed against it. ) I'll get it. C'mere.
( look he has a nice wash cloth in hand and everything, legs falling off the bed as he sits up. where did it come from? who knows. he's still very careful to keep his head turned away because. maybe loki hasn't gotten clothes on yet and that's a little Too Much for him right now. )
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[ Still, he tugs on a tshirt and heads over to sit on the bed anyway. What's done is done, now. ]
But, thanks.
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billy always gets hideously nauseous when he starts going overboard, anyway. his stomach is fine. his head isn't. loki sitting down seems like a good a sign as any that he's decent, so he turns towards him. presses his lips together and raises the cloth up to start getting the goat blood off of his face. )
Nine, huh? ( the cloth runs over his forehead, gently scrubs off the lines. ) Who did yours?
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Unless Billy wants him to, of course.
Point is, Billy has a responsible streak that Loki has found attractive before in other people; in Anthony. He may have to think about whether he has a Type. ]
Ivar. I said I'd owe him a nine-rune cast if he made a set, read what the Norns doled out for him.
[ The cloth is nice and cool, leaning his head into each brush. One hand reaches over their laps to find Billy's and play with his fingers. ]
Yours?
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definitely pushes that. he runs the cloth above loki's brows, over the side of his face, down the lines over his cheek to start rubbing those off, too. loki reaches for his fingers, and billy puts the cup in hand down on the nightstand so he doesn't have to worry about dropping it. )
Ivar. ( the lightning bolts suit. they're not quite even, but close enough. although billy was a little hesitant about having goat blood painted on his face. at the start. ) A nine-rune casting? Wow. ( it's said almost idly, cloth over loki's nose to get to the other cheek. )
I didn't know there were so many vikings around.
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I didn't promise I'd be any good at it.
[ Probably the worst rune casting ever, but whatever. It means something to Ivar to get a favour back from one of his gods and Loki is happy to oblige. ]
I hope someone like Hercules arrives, just to be indignant about the swollen numbers of the Norse crowd.
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( and if he's not, loki's very good at faking it until he makes it. billy can attest to that. most people can. he finishes cleaning off loki's face before folding the washcloth over and scrubbing at the lightning bolts on his own cheeks. )
There're a few Greeks running around, too, right? Though aside from Nico, I haven't seen anyone with Olympian ties.
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I just want to be a regular person for a while, you know? Getting tired of being a god after tonight, fun as it was ... I might stay indoors or hit up a cafe tomorrow, if you've no plans and would like to join me. Surely someone on this moon has set up a MMORPG or whatever, I want to find out.
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I don't have any plans. We can go scope the moon out for potential MMOs--do you think there's enough interested parties on this moon to really warrant one?
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[ All cleaned up, he tosses the cloth into a bin and crawls up the bed to find a thick woolly blanket to crawl under. ]
You'd have to have orcs and things for enemies. What else springs to mind?
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loki crawls up and billy follows after, grabbing a smaller blanket to tug along with him but crawling under loki's with him all the same. )
There was a popular MMO a bit ago called Ragnarok Online. Ever heard of it?
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Heard of it, had no time to play it. It sounds a little on the nose, hm? I don't think the otherverse gods would appreciate the name.
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