"Hanging out on a farm and saving some pig from slaughter, probably." Although god knows how long his his messages would be. Too long for a single web, that's for sure.

"Forget about Steve," he snorts, "Nat never woulda let me live it down if I hadn't." As much training as he'd had in hand to hand fighting in the Air Force, Nat had given him even more during his initiation to the Avengers. "And you know she probably watched the security footage later."