"Hey, what's so unclassy about edible thongs?" Eddie says, laughing a little, obviously joking. And when Sam mentions the idea of a package deal, he just shakes his head.

"Honestly, I'm not really sure why I even came in here. I mean, I'm lucky enough to have a private room, but I'm roommates with a teenager. I don't think I'd even want to bring something like this into my apartment."

Eddie gives his head another little shake, and his grin fades a little, "And I definitely don't have anyone to share it with."