"Aw, come on, rhinestones are way too tacky. You gotta keep it subtle, man." Which isn't really something that should be said to a guy who's already got a pink feather boa around his neck. That's the sort of situation where you probably should break out the rhinestones and maybe bedazzle your pants for some extra sparkle.

"I'll give it a shot," he finds himself agreeing, and he saunters his way down a couple booths, collecting some ping-pong balls after he taps his card on the reader. Sam's better at the shooting games, but he's decent at all of them.

Or so he thinks right up till he misses the first shot. Oops?