[Fucking finally, this is a step in the right direction. He's not even sure how he's managed to keep his seat when he feels like a mess of angry, nervous energy. At some point he picked up a napkin and absolutely shredded it without even noticing.]

I know it must be real hard for you that not everyone immediately fell over themselves to forgive you. I hate ruining your winning streak there by actually holding you accountable for the shit you pulled.