Fufu, I suppose that depends on how you think of it. It's true that I have a weak body and could never truly battle with guns or swords or anything in between, but through my words and actions I've successfully trampled everyone who was greater than me. I created distractions overseas, slowly gained power until funding was in my grasp and covered my hands in the blood of my fellow classmates just so that I could secure this seat on the throne.

[He's so extra, he's still talking about idol high school.] I lost friendships and crushed dreams all to achieve my own ephemeral dream. Using the corpses of my friends and enemies alike, I climbed this impossible tower and reached the top. Me, who has to try three times as hard as anyone else thanks to this weak body of mine. I had to use whatever dirty tricks that I could.

It's known as a war, and I'm known as Emperor, but in the end you're right to call it a longshot from anything like real battle.