[ Yeah, yeah. A chance of a lifetime! Funny how there'x so many of these guys wondering the same thing: Why me? Thing is, there ain't really nothing that makes people like these two special, just a stray thought, a notion, a feeling that this wasn't where they belonged, or maybe even something they deserved, and boom!

Welcome to your new life!

Sans huffs a noise that sounds like it might have been a chuckle, if he could just commit to the sentiment. ]

Buddy, I dunno if you noticed, but between the two of us, you're the war-hardened professional. Don't think the guy sellin' you a hotdog's gotta leg to stand on.

[ There's a classic sight gag that could go with a statement like that, but the tripping hazard is a real one, and when you only have 1 HP, you avoid unnecessary risks. ]

So, what's your big plan?