[At some point he will realize it's inappropriate to swear around ten year olds.]

Alright, well, you know, the turning-him-into-a-bat offer totally still stands. What's the point of doing cool wizard spells if you don' get to turn kinda-jerks into animals?

[What he's thinking is that people who wouldn't do anything without a good reason are the most dangerous, because they can justify anything to themselves.]