"That does seem pretty handy, no pun intended." Or maybe it was intended. Sam usually thought he was a lot funnier than he really was when he was drunk. But he could definitely think of a lot of uses for that, most of which, not coincidentally, involved being in public. (Some of them involved being tied up instead.)

Sam turned his head, brushing his lips against the other man's neck, kissing his way up to his ear and lingering there. "You got an invisible mouth, too?" His voice was low and quiet, barely audible even in Stephen's ear as it was.