Excellently spotted. I am indeed drunk. [Or mostly there, anyway. He's been working on it for a while.

But since this is a conversation that doesn't appear to be going away, Tony spins on his stool to face the man properly, leaning his elbows back against the bartop.]

And what exactly are you worried about? This, [he gestures around them with one hand] is small change. Or are you just upset you weren't invited?

[He leans back a little farther to give the guy a long, thorough once-over, then smiles again.]

You can definitely drink with me any time.