"Yeah, let us know if there are monsters down there. Anyone see that movie where the explorers get attacked by a new species of human, all pasty and Gollum-like? No? So tense!" Loki raises a finger to Jim and Poe to solemnly instruct them on Beverly's heels, "If Hollywood has taught me anything of use to put forward in this dramatic moment, it's that whatever evil awaits you is going to have excellent hearing but will likely be blind.

"On the flip-side, if you meet any dwarves just offer them your tools and make nice. Easy."

He spreads his arms, now carefully out of swatting reach.

"Gentlemen, good luck!"