This may come as a shock, but I like live here now? So I'm super into it not getting overrun by lizards.
[There's a little more to it than that, he does want to help, he just isn't going to admit that there's even a tiny bone of selflessness in him, since that sort of thing is too easy to exploit.]
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[There's a little more to it than that, he does want to help, he just isn't going to admit that there's even a tiny bone of selflessness in him, since that sort of thing is too easy to exploit.]