[Sam pauses with a forkful of cake halfway to his mouth, slightly horrified.]

That is fucked up.

-Although ours kicked off with accidentally blowing up a hotel in Lagos, so I guess I don't have much room to talk.

[He just shrugs helplessly.] Steve was a fucking mess, okay? And I don't think Stark was much better. Everyone's still relatively new to this whole superhero business in our world, and nobody knows how to cope. Tony wanted to protect the world - hence Ultron - and Steve wanted freedom to do what needed to be done, and they just. They were losing everyone who was important to them, and coping with it in all the wrong ways.

Also, Ross is an asshole and the Accords were shit.