[The last thing on Eddie's mind is giving Cisco a hard time. Not only are there signs everywhere saying not to shame anyone unless that's their kink, but Eddie's just not the type of person to make fun of someone for something they're into. He can also tell that Cisco is hiding behind the length of his hair while he asks if cross-dressing isn't Eddie's thing.

Laughing softly, Eddie shakes his head.]

No, not on myself, anyway. I don't think I could pull it off. I mean, I'm kind of covered in hair, I'm sure you've noticed that much. And if I wouldn't look good in it, there's no real reason to do it.

[Eddie is, of course, oblivious to exactly how much that says about how he behaves in the bedroom - it seems natural to him, perfectly normal.]

Yeah, I don't get it either. I've never tried them on, but all it takes is looking at them. Iris used to wear them, and Taako does sometimes, and they look insane.

[It's only after he's gotten halfway through saying it that the mental image of Cisco in high heels suddenly pops into his brain. And he's seen people before and after putting heels on, seen what it does to the shape of people's legs and butts and everything else, and only a few moments after noticing what those leather pants do for Cisco's rear profile...the two suddenly connect in his mind and he coughs into his hand.]

Right. Masochism. I totally feel that. I mean. I feel how the heels could be masochism. Wow. Sorry. I got distracted for a minute there.