[ Honestly, that's just his life. Dicks everywhere. Either way, he can't really tell the difference; though the sensation is actually pretty nice, it's difficult to tell exactly what's being drawn on him, and he can't see it for himself. ]

The old Earth didn't have any aliens on it, but yeah, the new one does. They helped us make it. What about you, you're not from Earth then? So I guess not Middle Earth either...