[His hand slid down to give her backside a light pat before he took her arm and started to lead them on past the lion-painted penis.]

You're welcome to ogle. I'm sure he's ogle-worthy. I might join you in ogling. But, as for the type of lessons I'd want to give you... well. Fair play. Ruined my whole 'on top of me' bit. But I'd also be willing to practice with you, if you like. It's never really come up, has it?